I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled
The Cat looked quite baffled

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled
The Cat looked quite baffled
And jeered at my silly performange


*cringe*
While we're at it, why don't we try starting them out with "silver" or "purple" or some equally sadistic impossible to rhyme words.

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls
4. He hasn't the balls

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls
4. He hasn't the balls
5, And so I sit here all alone!

At midnight it's champagne and kissing

Screw it. I slept through the party anyway.

Let's try again, shall we?

*clears throat*

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked
5. ¿Habla usted Japonés? Nada.




Translator

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance