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ambo 05-01-2003 02:17 PM

you gonna hit me with a wrench ?

Red Princess 05-01-2003 02:22 PM

he might pee on your floor

ambo 05-01-2003 02:23 PM

oh, that would be bad

Red Princess 05-01-2003 02:29 PM

stinky

ambo 05-01-2003 03:37 PM

we try and try, don't we ?

but still it lives....

danh 05-01-2003 04:24 PM

Was there a point to this thread in the beginning?

I don't think it matters anymore, its just that I've forgotten.

lapietra 05-01-2003 05:19 PM

I especially love it when I kill the "Word Association" thread.
:p

lapietra 05-01-2003 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ambo
cat people are not eccentric
they have merely choosen to live with some of the most sublime creatures on this earth
back me up on this lala

Oh! Hear, hear!!!
I would much rather clean up cat vomit than deal with an unappreciative human any day... :)

dinzdale 05-01-2003 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ambo
cat people are not eccentric
they have merely choosen to live with some of the most sublime creatures on this earth
back me up on this lala

Weirdos

a cat is furry shit-machine and wont ever buy a round of drinks. Useless.

lapietra 05-01-2003 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
Weirdos

a cat is furry shit-machine and wont ever buy a round of drinks. Useless.

yes - but a drink won't sit warm on your chest and purr in your ear... :)

dinzdale 05-01-2003 05:34 PM

...but if you bought me that drink I would.....

Red Princess 05-01-2003 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
Weirdos

a DINZ is furry shit-machine and wont ever buy a round of drinks. Useless.


Deviate 05-01-2003 06:13 PM

contrary to the Great and Powerful MoN, i still think Peg's cat (whom i'm still convinced should be named Ishtar) is a really cool lookin' cat...

-st.

dinzdale 05-01-2003 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
The "ugly" one is so traumatized by MoN's declaration that she's ugly.
"It" is not. It cant speak or understand English. It's a cat.

Red Princess 05-01-2003 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
"It" is not. It cant speak or understand English. It's a cat.
england england england

masterofNone 05-01-2003 06:22 PM

swear to god, it is the ugliest cat I've ever seen and we homosexuals have an eye for things like that.

Deviate 05-01-2003 06:23 PM

oh, homosexuals have an eye for things like that, huh?

-st.

masterofNone 05-01-2003 06:25 PM

yes...yes we do. And we can choose just the right wallpaper pattern. And we can dance. We can dance like there's no tomorrow.

masterofNone 05-01-2003 06:31 PM

there's an image that'll stay with me.

priceyfatprude 05-01-2003 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh this made me laugh so hard that I started coughing up my lungs.
Have another cig. You'll feel better.

ambo 05-01-2003 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
...but if you bought me that drink I would.....
ah, but who'd want you to ?

ambo 05-01-2003 06:43 PM

A sign in my bathroom says:
He who dislikes the cat
Must have one time been a rat


I think the present tense is much more likely true :)

dinzdale 05-01-2003 07:04 PM

I dont dislike cats at all...I really quite like them.
Just not in an anthropomorphic way.
They're just cats....sleep, eat, poo, purr...that's it.
I just happened to mention they are useless....no biggie.

ambo 05-01-2003 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
I dont dislike cats at all...I really quite like them.
Just not in an anthropomorphic way.
They're just cats....sleep, eat, poo, purr...that's it.
I just happened to mention they are useless....no biggie.

I would never insult a cat by attributing anything human to it !
And just out of curiosity, what makes a living thing useful in your opinion ?

chuckie egg 05-02-2003 08:08 AM

They catch mice?! Thats their sole purpose!

chuckie egg 05-02-2003 08:18 AM

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laughingbuddha 05-02-2003 08:49 AM

Geek talk ha!

malina 05-02-2003 02:52 PM

that's it - it's dead now

dinzdale 05-02-2003 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ambo
I would never insult a cat by
(Not quite Mally, I have to ask this...)

How do you insult a cat ?
...especially without attributing human feelings to it ...

ambo 05-02-2003 03:20 PM

I never said the cat would be insulted. I would consider it an insult, my dear Dinz, because I consider animals far superior in almost every way to humans.

dinzdale 05-02-2003 03:48 PM

That's where we differ...but it is now clearer to me. Thank you.

bealeblues 05-02-2003 03:54 PM

dinz you blow

dinzdale 05-02-2003 04:22 PM

Oh very nice.....very fvckin' nice.....

Is that a legal term ?
I beg the court's apology for my client's blowing. Thank you your Honour, the defense rests.

bealeblues 05-02-2003 04:35 PM

it is legal. now shaddup and get me a beer.

lapietra 05-02-2003 04:38 PM

So Dinz... just noticing that the proportion of nastiness to niceness has been pretty unbalanced... What's the occasion? anything special?

dinzdale 05-02-2003 04:40 PM

Beale -z - bub :It's nicer if you say please.

La's:no just working away, and have to come in the weekend (again) for no extra money. Cant even bill the turd / sorry client.

bealeblues 05-02-2003 04:41 PM

i have to work this weekend too... but that motherfvcker's getting billed, believe it.....

you know, i'm starting to sound more like dinz in his usual vitriolic ramblings....

Deviate 05-02-2003 04:42 PM

i don't have to work at all this weekend, instead i have to rest and relax in a cabin in the country.

so neener, neener, neener.

-st.

dinzdale 05-02-2003 04:45 PM

Our price list says we should charge $ 800 but NOOOOOO, we suck !!!!

ps. we suck but we dont live in Omaha

bealeblues 05-02-2003 04:46 PM

i'll be charging about $1,500 for the brief i'll be writing this weekend... and will i see any of that? hell no, not til year's end


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