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zero 03-17-2010 03:04 PM

i found a whistle

lukkucairi 03-20-2010 01:09 PM

I was walking the dog, and it was so nice outside that I lost track of time.

Coffee 03-20-2010 01:39 PM

I was trying to figure out the relevance of one of Mo's posts.

brightpearl 03-21-2010 11:54 AM

I can't remember.

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-21-2010 04:56 PM

Because I can.

lukkucairi 03-21-2010 09:51 PM

there were Spartans in the way.

tapanuli 04-10-2010 04:11 PM

I started pulling a loose thread from my shirt, and well, uh, there was a lot of thread.

lukkucairi 04-10-2010 05:28 PM

I was waiting for tapanuli to reappear :D

tapanuli 04-11-2010 04:19 AM

Sir, first there were neon lights, then there was this lady and she said, "Have you ever seen a flaming duck?"
I said, "No. Do you have one?"
"Let's go for a ride, my child." I blinked and it was beautiful. I saw nothing and everything all at the same time. Clouds became comfort became light. It was like hitting F1 and having all the world's problems vanish. There was no quacking, only the wind.
The groundsman found me at the edge of the retention pond, laying amongst thousands of rubber ducks. They clogged the fountain, pressure built up and upon its release, we were blessed with a great yellow streaked geyser. For this, I offer no explanation, only a consolation. Yes, our parking lot has been showered with a pop culture icon. However, Mildred, who works the lunchline on Fridays, was able to give her tenth grandchild a toy on his birthday this year. Let's go downstairs and see how she's doing...

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-11-2010 08:32 AM

I was caught up in a scientific experiment of measuring Bigfoot's feet.

lukkucairi 04-11-2010 10:28 AM

the quinoa wasn't ready yet.

Frieda 06-16-2010 04:46 PM

i was waiting for my crops to grow.

brightpearl 06-16-2010 05:30 PM

The flippy top came off my flippy phone, and I didn't flipping know what time it was.

Frieda 06-17-2010 05:48 PM

i was watching football

Marcus Bales 06-19-2010 12:05 PM

I was waiting for Brynn to post a word at The Dictionary Game

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