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Odbe 02-17-2009 05:35 AM

You're ALL early.

zero 02-17-2009 08:13 AM

i got trapped inside my snuggie and had to call the fire brigade to come and free me with their cutting equipment.

Stephi_B 02-17-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 406601)
tonight, at the bus stop, a really nice girl talked to me and i just couldn't pull myself away!

Ah, you have a Yeti costume for this year's carnival :D


As for my lateness: I was blinded by the sunlight.

treekisser 02-17-2009 01:18 PM

Because I was mugged and lost both my cell phone and wallet and had to walk 6 miles to get here. I walked as fast as I could, but one of my legs is 3 inches shorter than the other from a birth defect and the other leg has shrapnel in it from a war injury. My asthma and heart condition may have slowed me down a little as well. How was your trip?

Coffee 02-17-2009 01:49 PM

Because only the chumps, noobs, and the very desperate arive early.

Frieda 02-17-2009 02:40 PM

there was a leopard's tail stuck in my teeth

Odbe 02-17-2009 05:10 PM

it's how I roll

Hyakujo's Fox 02-17-2009 08:39 PM

I was coming so fast to get here relativistic effects kicked in and time didn't pass as quickly for me as it did for you leading to my later arrival as measured in your reference frame.

lukkucairi 02-18-2009 10:30 AM

I dropped the Pro Audio Reference on my toe and broke it

Frieda 02-18-2009 12:17 PM

a group of iranian refugees persuaded me into playing this endless match of backgammon

zero 02-18-2009 01:05 PM

because Each time, I get this error message.

403 - Knock knock

Logged. Go back from whence you came

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YsaPur EsChomuw 02-18-2009 01:11 PM

I was accosted by a giant squid that tried to sell its slightly used virginity but I had no cash on me and there was a suspiciously long queue at the cash machine.

Stephi_B 02-18-2009 02:12 PM

I'm tremendously late today, for I kept thinking and thinking and thinking.... about a respectable, but slightly outré excuse of my lateness which contains something about fish maybe or some other aquatic creatures.... but I failed so far. Later then, maybe....

zero 02-18-2009 06:38 PM

i met a human speed bump called father kylie ding force

Coffee 02-18-2009 06:59 PM

I had occasion to use my slightly more used virginity, and Nothing takes precedence over that!

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-18-2009 07:19 PM

Somebody'd been sleeping in my bed! After a long, arduous investigation I had to conclude it'd been me.

Frieda 02-18-2009 07:49 PM

my right nipple got stuck in the revolving doors of the IKEA in Dubai

lukkucairi 02-19-2009 03:44 AM

somebody filled my gas tank with peppercorns

Hyakujo's Fox 02-19-2009 04:07 AM

I was getting the band back together.

zero 02-19-2009 07:19 AM

itchy cat

treekisser 02-19-2009 12:25 PM

I'm sorry, but I must have strayed into another time zone.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-19-2009 03:11 PM

Somebody put poisonous centipedes in all of my shoes and boots and it was too cold to go out in sandals.

MoJoRiSin 02-19-2009 09:08 PM

too much traffic on abbey rd

Stephi_B 02-19-2009 09:41 PM

I fell into the probably largest lemon caipi (limes had run out, but they still had lime juice, bless be!) ever to be and the drinking straws were unfit to pull myself out (proper caipi drinking straws had run out and the improvised cut off common straws were too short and too feeble for my big ass). But I met an interesting yellow-green striped manta at the bottom of the glass and he explained me all I need to know about climbing out of lemon caipis with unfit straws, of what dark matter is all about, what the universe is really made of (you would never guess!), the genders of things, and a lot more.... considering that I'm almost too early. Is there a too early thread?

Frieda 02-19-2009 09:50 PM

the cat ate my alarm clock

Coffee 02-20-2009 01:50 AM

The universe is cyclical, thus I am again many trillions of years early for the next time this event occurs.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-20-2009 03:24 AM

I got abducted by aliens and had to perform erm... tongue twisters, because they wanted to study nuisances in human languages, as a result of that I've twisted my tongue and dislocated my jaw and had to go to the hospital for treatment.

Brynn 02-20-2009 03:28 AM

I was mermerized an endless loop of "Monkey Washes a Cat"

Coffee 02-20-2009 05:27 AM

Because i wasn't invited :mad: and it took a long time to sneak past the security.

Stephi_B 02-20-2009 09:54 AM

I was confused about which time zone is the reference point for lateness. As I HAT to be disrespectful in coming way too early, I waited a while -- well 6 1/2 whiles to be more precise. I counted snowflakes.

zero 02-20-2009 12:06 PM

my car was blocked in by avril lavigne's frittata pans

lukkucairi 02-20-2009 08:28 PM

someone replaced my cellphone battery with a cadbury's creme egg

MoJoRiSin 02-21-2009 09:50 PM

because ::
there are no subscribed threads to display in this folder for this time period.

dddrum 02-22-2009 06:37 PM

Time may be relative, but there's no accounting for the in-laws.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-23-2009 03:46 PM

I was eating an orange and my hands got all sticky and they accidentally got stuck to the table and I had to wait until my friends came to release me.

Marcus Bales 02-24-2009 05:51 AM

I was busy washing my hair.

treekisser 02-24-2009 11:59 AM

I stopped to shop for a new wardrobe. At least I am fashionably late.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-24-2009 02:18 PM

'Late' is 'on time' in newspeak, so it's all right to be late.

treekisser 02-25-2009 11:55 AM

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
- Chicago

Marcus Bales 02-25-2009 12:27 PM

What do you mean, 'late'? Why are you so over-eagerly early?


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