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lukkucairi 02-25-2009 01:18 PM

I was protesting air pollution along the Wasatch Front

Stephi_B 02-26-2009 08:44 AM

Just after waking up, I got helplessly caught in the bedclothes, the more I tried to free myself the worse it got, so after a while I decided to hold still in the most comfortable position possible, closed my eyes again and breathed slow and deep and, only some hours later, the bedclothes had retreated and I was free!

Veruki 02-26-2009 01:56 PM

I rediscovered my gameboy pocket

Coffee 02-26-2009 02:04 PM

Rather, why are you so anal retentive about time? Lighten up a bit will you? Liife's too short to watch a watch....ooohh, a flower.

Brynn 02-26-2009 02:06 PM

a macropinna microstoma stole my car keys

treekisser 02-26-2009 04:03 PM

An old lady mugged me after I helped her across the street.

dddrum 02-26-2009 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by Brynn (Post 407099)

Macropinnedya again!

Marcus Bales 02-27-2009 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by Veruki (Post 407095)
I rediscovered my gameboy pocket

That's enough -- no one wants to hear any more of your sordid tales of sex and ... um ... sex.

Oh, why am *I* late? I was, uh, thinking about Veruki's gameboy pocket ...

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-27-2009 02:49 PM

Greenwich mean time

Marcus Bales 02-27-2009 04:25 PM

Greenwich nice time -- aka "a snollygoster"

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-27-2009 04:33 PM

I was attacked by kitchen equipment and made to eat and drink the contents of the fridge.

Marcus Bales 02-27-2009 04:35 PM

YsaPur called me to save her from her kitchen equipment

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-27-2009 04:43 PM

Marcus came to save me and um... he did.

Marcus Bales 02-27-2009 04:45 PM

I know why Hyakujo's Fox was late: he was busy judging the Dictionary Game.

MoJoRiSin 02-27-2009 06:11 PM

i was on the internet making sure to get the absolute lowest priced air ticket
bar none.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-28-2009 03:27 AM

I couldn't find the front door.

Jack Flanders 02-28-2009 04:57 AM

my car's windows needed to be scraped because of the ice and then I locked the car doors by accident with the keys in the ignition and the extra house key was missing from the secret hiding place in the backyard under the big rock to let me into the house in case I ever locked myself out. after I threw the rock to break the window of the backdoor and reached in to unlock it my bloody arm needed some cleaning up. sorry.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-28-2009 05:00 AM

I accidentally tripped over a big rock and found a house key under it and I felt obligated to take it to the nearest 'Lost & Found'.

Jack Flanders 02-28-2009 05:11 AM

I went to the L & F to look for my key after a very kind tip but it turned out to belong to my old (really weirdo) neighbor who left the (planet) neighborhood after our last flood.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-28-2009 05:15 AM

I was busy filming aliens who were rescuing some weirdo from a flood, then I got kidnapped by FBI agents and my camera was destroyed.

Frieda 02-28-2009 10:00 AM

i locked myself out on my balcony

Marcus Bales 02-28-2009 10:33 AM

I was eating ice cream.

treekisser 02-28-2009 01:05 PM

My foot got stuck in the coign of a cliff ...

Marcus Bales 02-28-2009 01:54 PM

I was being green, and it wasn't easy ...

MoJoRiSin 02-28-2009 10:35 PM

i was watching that llama song video over and over to try to see what the brick says on it

lukkucairi 03-02-2009 04:12 AM

the precious made me do it.

Coffee 03-02-2009 05:08 AM

I thought it was a leap year

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-02-2009 05:27 AM

Coffee persuaded me it was a leap year.

Odbe 03-02-2009 05:35 AM

I was trying to convince Coffee and YsaPur that it isn't a leap year.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-02-2009 10:35 AM

I thought it wasn't a leap year.

trisherina 03-02-2009 11:00 AM

I was a finalist in a gurning competition and had to stay to see it out. Second place!

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-02-2009 11:33 AM

I was looking at trisherina gurning before I leapt, so I tripped over and fell flat on my face

treekisser 03-02-2009 11:37 AM

I got snollygostered by Ysapur. I'm sorry for penicillating. I will make it up to you in quinks.

Frieda 03-02-2009 04:04 PM

my ocd flared up and i had to shout `word to ya mutha, bitchezzz` to everyone in the office

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-03-2009 11:16 AM

Because I love being late. It makes me feel important.

Frieda 03-04-2009 06:48 PM

a gull shat on the windshield of my car and i forgot i ran out of window spritz last week so i had to pull over and wipe it off with nothing more than saliva and a used kleenex tissue

lukkucairi 03-04-2009 08:57 PM

I ran out of tea

Jack Flanders 03-05-2009 02:22 AM

I hated this bitch of a client. :mad:

Stephi_B 03-05-2009 05:18 AM

I've helped this nice guy with his art installation "lateness"....

lukkucairi 03-05-2009 06:04 AM

because the black vinyl car seats were too hot to sit on and I had to wait 10 minutes for them to cool down enough.

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