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Frieda 02-17-2009 02:40 PM

there was a leopard's tail stuck in my teeth

Odbe 02-17-2009 05:10 PM

it's how I roll

Hyakujo's Fox 02-17-2009 08:39 PM

I was coming so fast to get here relativistic effects kicked in and time didn't pass as quickly for me as it did for you leading to my later arrival as measured in your reference frame.

lukkucairi 02-18-2009 10:30 AM

I dropped the Pro Audio Reference on my toe and broke it

Frieda 02-18-2009 12:17 PM

a group of iranian refugees persuaded me into playing this endless match of backgammon

zero 02-18-2009 01:05 PM

because Each time, I get this error message.

403 - Knock knock

Logged. Go back from whence you came

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; GTB5; InfoPath.1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30)

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-18-2009 01:11 PM

I was accosted by a giant squid that tried to sell its slightly used virginity but I had no cash on me and there was a suspiciously long queue at the cash machine.

Stephi_B 02-18-2009 02:12 PM

I'm tremendously late today, for I kept thinking and thinking and thinking.... about a respectable, but slightly outré excuse of my lateness which contains something about fish maybe or some other aquatic creatures.... but I failed so far. Later then, maybe....

zero 02-18-2009 06:38 PM

i met a human speed bump called father kylie ding force

Coffee 02-18-2009 06:59 PM

I had occasion to use my slightly more used virginity, and Nothing takes precedence over that!

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-18-2009 07:19 PM

Somebody'd been sleeping in my bed! After a long, arduous investigation I had to conclude it'd been me.

Frieda 02-18-2009 07:49 PM

my right nipple got stuck in the revolving doors of the IKEA in Dubai

lukkucairi 02-19-2009 03:44 AM

somebody filled my gas tank with peppercorns

Hyakujo's Fox 02-19-2009 04:07 AM

I was getting the band back together.

zero 02-19-2009 07:19 AM

itchy cat

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