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treekisser 02-19-2009 12:25 PM

I'm sorry, but I must have strayed into another time zone.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-19-2009 03:11 PM

Somebody put poisonous centipedes in all of my shoes and boots and it was too cold to go out in sandals.

MoJoRiSin 02-19-2009 09:08 PM

too much traffic on abbey rd

Stephi_B 02-19-2009 09:41 PM

I fell into the probably largest lemon caipi (limes had run out, but they still had lime juice, bless be!) ever to be and the drinking straws were unfit to pull myself out (proper caipi drinking straws had run out and the improvised cut off common straws were too short and too feeble for my big ass). But I met an interesting yellow-green striped manta at the bottom of the glass and he explained me all I need to know about climbing out of lemon caipis with unfit straws, of what dark matter is all about, what the universe is really made of (you would never guess!), the genders of things, and a lot more.... considering that I'm almost too early. Is there a too early thread?

Frieda 02-19-2009 09:50 PM

the cat ate my alarm clock

Coffee 02-20-2009 01:50 AM

The universe is cyclical, thus I am again many trillions of years early for the next time this event occurs.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-20-2009 03:24 AM

I got abducted by aliens and had to perform erm... tongue twisters, because they wanted to study nuisances in human languages, as a result of that I've twisted my tongue and dislocated my jaw and had to go to the hospital for treatment.

Brynn 02-20-2009 03:28 AM

I was mermerized an endless loop of "Monkey Washes a Cat"

Coffee 02-20-2009 05:27 AM

Because i wasn't invited :mad: and it took a long time to sneak past the security.

Stephi_B 02-20-2009 09:54 AM

I was confused about which time zone is the reference point for lateness. As I HAT to be disrespectful in coming way too early, I waited a while -- well 6 1/2 whiles to be more precise. I counted snowflakes.

zero 02-20-2009 12:06 PM

my car was blocked in by avril lavigne's frittata pans

lukkucairi 02-20-2009 08:28 PM

someone replaced my cellphone battery with a cadbury's creme egg

MoJoRiSin 02-21-2009 09:50 PM

because ::
there are no subscribed threads to display in this folder for this time period.

dddrum 02-22-2009 06:37 PM

Time may be relative, but there's no accounting for the in-laws.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-23-2009 03:46 PM

I was eating an orange and my hands got all sticky and they accidentally got stuck to the table and I had to wait until my friends came to release me.


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