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zero 02-12-2009 11:19 AM

★ ¿ why are you late ? ★
i spent four hours climbing on top of the world's biggest aspirin

treekisser 02-12-2009 11:24 AM

Our goat ate my watch.

Frieda 02-12-2009 11:26 AM

i fell asleep sitting on the toilet

Coffee 02-12-2009 02:52 PM

Irritable bowel syndrome

Stephi_B 02-12-2009 03:12 PM

I, by accident, sat on the fast forward button of a time machine

Frieda 02-12-2009 08:00 PM

i was watching dr Phil

Frieda 02-12-2009 08:17 PM

and then i forgot to go to bed while posting on zefrank.com/bulletin_new

Hyakujo's Fox 02-12-2009 08:28 PM

I slept well.

MoJoRiSin 02-12-2009 09:21 PM

everything happens just as it is supposed to happen

Odbe 02-13-2009 06:06 AM

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

zero 02-13-2009 08:17 AM

i was doing an etching of beyoncé talking to a water spout

Stephi_B 02-13-2009 08:22 AM

Late is chic!

& early birds miss the beauty of deep night.

zero 02-13-2009 11:03 AM

i was auditioning for the part of "minnow face slippy lips" in the ladybird version of terminator salvation

treekisser 02-13-2009 02:06 PM

Why are you so damn early?!

12"razormix 02-13-2009 03:52 PM

i drank over a 1000 jars of tom ka gai paste last night for a bet and when i woke up this morning i was a higgs boson

zero 02-13-2009 04:09 PM


12"razormix 02-13-2009 04:35 PM

pete sampras stopped me in the street and asked me to glue sequins to his karate belt

Stephi_B 02-13-2009 04:51 PM

I had to do with rice corns and a chessboard.... puh this 2^64 is some number, oh and there will be milk rice on special offer in the pub this and the next few Fridays.... ;)

zero 02-13-2009 04:57 PM

i was with britney spears re-enacting the apollo moon landing with a hula hoop

MoJoRiSin 02-13-2009 05:55 PM

i went to a concert to hear some music and there was gridlock trying to exit

Frieda 02-13-2009 10:26 PM

i was taking the hobbits to isengard

trisherina 02-14-2009 12:28 PM

too many stairs

zero 02-14-2009 02:42 PM

i had to traverse a crevasse in search of food

Frieda 02-14-2009 02:44 PM

i had to bring the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow home first

zero 02-14-2009 02:49 PM

two japanese ladies with frozen foreheads blocked my windpipe with tinfoil and frisbee instructions

lukkucairi 02-14-2009 08:57 PM

because the gas wasn't pure enough

Brynn 02-14-2009 09:14 PM

I had to telephone Superman to stop the giant asteroid hurtling towards this very spot.

MoJoRiSin 02-14-2009 10:02 PM

I missed the boat beacause I started tracking down the source of a photo of an A frame house and ended up reading about
downsizing and moving to
"Great Exuma",
one of the Family Islands in the Bahamas

zero 02-15-2009 04:28 AM

i got took a wrong turn and got caught up in showjumping

Stephi_B 02-15-2009 11:01 AM

Been catching molecular butterflies.

Coffee 02-16-2009 03:25 AM

Cuz i hate you and arriving late pisses you off.

Brynn 02-16-2009 06:13 AM

the sheets were so clean and soft and such a dreamy misty pale greenish gray

Frieda 02-16-2009 02:32 PM

there was a chow on my balcony eating from a hanging finch-sized ball of suet and it was flapping it's wings to be able to peck from it and i just had to film it with my mobile

zero 02-16-2009 03:02 PM

it was still 0-0 after extra time so then i had to have a penalty shoot out against the ghost of a midgie

Coffee 02-16-2009 05:13 PM

Wasn't it a holiday?

Stephi_B 02-16-2009 07:07 PM

I forgot all about time, at the bus stop, while chatting with Yeti - or one of his doppelgangers.

Frieda 02-16-2009 09:19 PM

tonight, at the bus stop, a really nice girl talked to me and i just couldn't pull myself away!

MoJoRiSin 02-16-2009 09:53 PM

I am having a hard time putting my finger on it
(the map)

Hyakujo's Fox 02-16-2009 10:27 PM

I ran out of enthusiasm.

Odbe 02-17-2009 05:35 AM

I'm not late, you're early.

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