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Marcus Bales 01-04-2010 03:17 PM

The apple was red, crisp, and tart
Like a flavorful work of fine art
He sliced it in half
With a sinister laugh

treekisser 01-04-2010 06:42 PM

The apple was red, crisp, and tart
Like a flavorful work of fine art
He sliced it in half
With a sinister laugh
And left it to brown, dry, and rot

Hyakujo's Fox 01-05-2010 12:43 AM

To hell with this damn meditating

treekisser 01-05-2010 05:16 PM

To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-05-2010 05:23 PM

To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
but then I bemoan

Marcus Bales 01-06-2010 12:58 AM

To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
but then I bemoan
I'm home all alone

treekisser 01-08-2010 05:53 PM

To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
but then I bemoan
I'm home all alone
not mating, and hating the waiting

Marcus Bales 01-09-2010 12:26 PM

My foot slipped; I fell on the ice

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-09-2010 12:44 PM

My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
So did my tongue - it wasn't nice

Marcus Bales 01-09-2010 12:48 PM

My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
So did my tongue - it wasn't nice
The bitten-off end

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-09-2010 12:52 PM

My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
So did my tongue - it wasn't nice
The bitten-off end
was no way a friend

Marcus Bales 01-11-2010 09:28 AM

My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
So did my tongue - it wasn't nice
The bitten-off end
was no way a friend
it blackened like dots on the dice.

Marcus Bales 01-11-2010 09:30 AM

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling

Hyakujo's Fox 01-11-2010 10:00 AM

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-11-2010 10:38 AM

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling
a sharp pang that rang

funkytuba 01-11-2010 04:55 PM

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling
A sharp pang that rang
From his yin to his yang

Marcus Bales 01-12-2010 01:20 AM

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling
A sharp pang that rang
From his yin to his yang
As his soul wafted up through the ceiling.

Marcus Bales 01-12-2010 01:23 AM

In a tavern in central Mombassa

Hyakujo's Fox 01-12-2010 10:04 AM

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA

Marcus Bales 01-12-2010 12:27 PM

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered

treekisser 01-12-2010 01:24 PM

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered
A spacecraft that hovered

Marcus Bales 01-12-2010 08:10 PM

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered
A spacecraft that hovered
And broadcast "Thalassa! Thalassa!"

Marcus Bales 01-13-2010 02:12 PM

An angry young man from East Wapping

treekisser 01-13-2010 04:03 PM

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping

Marcus Bales 01-13-2010 05:45 PM

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping
He raged about red
Then bashed blue instead

treekisser 01-14-2010 11:31 AM

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping
He raged about red
Then bashed blue instead
and departed, his white cane tap-tapping.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-14-2010 09:04 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B

Marcus Bales 01-15-2010 12:56 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B
Has a mother named Gertrude, and she

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-15-2010 01:01 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B
Has a mother named Gertrude, and she
comes into his flat

Marcus Bales 01-15-2010 01:05 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B
Has a mother named Gertrude, and she
comes into his flat
and frightens his cat

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-15-2010 01:21 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B
Has a mother named Gertrude, and she
comes into his flat
and frightens his cat
now she's got to relinquish her key.

Marcus Bales 01-15-2010 01:37 PM

That guy from apartment 2-B
Has an uncle named Claudius -- he

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-15-2010 01:56 PM

That guy from apartment 2-B
Has an uncle named Claudius -- he
collects slick porn mags

Marcus Bales 01-15-2010 02:08 PM

That guy from apartment 2-B
Has an uncle named Claudius -- he
collects slick porn mags
in black plastic bags

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-15-2010 02:24 PM

That guy from apartment 2-B
Has an uncle named Claudius -- he
collects slick porn mags
in black plastic bags,
but dumps bodies into the sea.

Coffee 01-15-2010 02:31 PM

The girl in apartment 2-A

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-15-2010 02:40 PM

The girl in apartment 2-A
wanted a friend who was gay

Marcus Bales 01-15-2010 06:40 PM

The girl in apartment 2-A
wanted a friend who was gay
to get her with child
in a manner so wild

Hyakujo's Fox 01-16-2010 12:06 AM

The girl in apartment 2-A
wanted a friend who was gay
to get her with child
in a manner so wild
that she felt too embarassed to say

Hyakujo's Fox 01-16-2010 12:07 AM

But down in apartment 2-I


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