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masterofNone 04-11-2003 11:55 AM

1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever
4. Wibbledy Pibbledy Poo

moel 04-11-2003 11:57 AM

1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever
4. Wibbledy Pibbledy Poo
5. And happily ever after.

dinzdale 04-11-2003 12:31 PM

1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid

nycwriters 04-11-2003 12:34 PM

1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid

ambo 04-11-2003 04:36 PM

1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up

lapietra 04-11-2003 06:14 PM

1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up
4. All night he would stay up

ambo 04-11-2003 06:33 PM

1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up
4. All night he would stay up
5. Writing lim'ricks about what he did

nycwriters 04-11-2003 06:56 PM

1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!

ambo 04-11-2003 06:59 PM

1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee

AllegroNg 04-11-2003 09:37 PM

1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished

lapietra 04-12-2003 04:28 AM

1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished
4. she was Lillian Gish

AllegroNg 04-12-2003 11:32 AM

1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished
4. she was Lillian Gish
5. "A good piss would make me so happy"

nycwriters 04-12-2003 12:19 PM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze

ambo 04-12-2003 12:37 PM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"

AllegroNg 04-12-2003 01:59 PM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!:):):)

nycwriters 04-12-2003 03:09 PM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!
4. and everyone else - bada bing

zenbabe 04-12-2003 03:21 PM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!
4. and everyone else - bada bing
5. Lets all have a roll in the hay

lapietra 04-12-2003 05:31 PM

1. I need to stop thinking so much

AllegroNg 04-12-2003 08:29 PM

1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch

moel 04-13-2003 10:44 PM

1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long

ambo 04-13-2003 11:59 PM

1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long
4. I might break out in song

dinzdale 04-14-2003 06:09 PM

1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long
4. I might break out in song
5. And people would think I've lost touch

nycwriters 04-14-2003 10:24 PM

1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine

ambo 04-14-2003 11:59 PM

1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine

nycwriters 04-15-2003 12:20 AM

1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing

chuckie egg 04-15-2003 08:43 AM

1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
4. And most probably sing

dinzdale 04-15-2003 11:04 AM

1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
4. And most probably sing
5. Off key, but to me, quite divine.

ambo 04-15-2003 01:23 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister

nycwriters 04-15-2003 03:01 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister

AllegroNg 04-15-2003 03:39 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green

nycwriters 04-15-2003 03:43 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. Hand somewhere obscene

dinzdale 04-15-2003 03:44 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. And her legs splayed obscene

ambo 04-15-2003 04:08 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. And her legs splayed obscene/Hand somewhere obscene
5. Billie blithely blotted her blister

nycwriters 04-15-2003 05:17 PM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny

ambo 04-15-2003 05:38 PM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?

zenbabe 04-15-2003 07:30 PM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me

noxxville 04-16-2003 12:50 AM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
4. With a big cup of hash tea

ambo 04-16-2003 02:14 PM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
4. With a big cup of hash tea
5. Oh why are my eyelids so runny ?

chuckie egg 04-16-2003 02:18 PM

1. There was a young thing called Ambo

nycwriters 04-16-2003 04:26 PM

1. There was a young thing called Ambo
2. Who looks absolutely nothing like Rambo


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