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flabbygums 06-24-2003 03:13 AM

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly
4. And often quite frilly
5. then both were arrested for clawing the cop's blister

danh 06-25-2003 01:42 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.

zenbabe 06-25-2003 01:55 AM

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits
5. I can still kick your ass, cause im mean!

zenbabe 06-25-2003 01:55 AM

crap

zenbabe 06-25-2003 01:58 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?

danh 06-25-2003 02:02 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy

zenbabe 06-25-2003 02:08 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy

flabbygums 06-25-2003 02:28 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy
5. Keep doin' that, baby.....you're gonna make me ______.

AllegroNg 06-25-2003 11:24 AM

dumb?

amanda 06-25-2003 07:31 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker

AllegroNg 06-25-2003 10:08 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.

ambo 06-25-2003 11:55 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".

dinzdale 06-28-2003 11:48 AM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"

ambo 06-28-2003 12:24 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"
5. "I'm still alive." said the breath taker.

moel 06-28-2003 06:32 PM

1. Funnin' it up fun style

AllegroNg 06-28-2003 07:15 PM

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while

moel 06-28-2003 07:16 PM

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!

nycwriters 06-28-2003 07:46 PM

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!
4. What is that I spy?

beckstra 06-29-2003 10:58 AM

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!
4. What is that I spy?
5. A little boy, and he's got the piles!

:confused:

ambo 06-29-2003 07:45 PM

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?

moel 06-29-2003 07:48 PM

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?

ambo 06-29-2003 09:54 PM

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far

AllegroNg 06-29-2003 11:08 PM

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far
4. They were pickling in a jar

ambo 06-30-2003 04:05 PM

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far
4. They were pickling in a jar
5. I was saving them for the Christmas tree.

moel 06-30-2003 04:16 PM

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race

ambo 07-01-2003 12:34 AM

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face

moel 07-01-2003 01:26 AM

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?

AllegroNg 07-01-2003 10:44 AM

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?
4. Monkey's butt was kahki!

amanda 07-01-2003 11:56 AM

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?
4. Monkey's butt was kahki!
5. And trimmed in a nice French lace

ambo 07-01-2003 03:59 PM

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home

flabbygums 07-01-2003 06:11 PM

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!

bealeblues 07-01-2003 06:12 PM

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast

ambo 07-02-2003 03:37 PM

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast
4. i miss the east coast

zefrank 07-02-2003 08:04 PM

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast
4. i miss the east coast
5. but can't wait till my ringlets have grown

ambo 07-02-2003 09:02 PM

1. The crowd just exploded in glee

amanda 07-02-2003 09:45 PM

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee

zenbabe 07-02-2003 11:04 PM

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick

ambo 07-03-2003 01:34 AM

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick
4. I wipped out my dick

AllegroNg 07-03-2003 09:44 AM

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick
4. I wipped out my dick
5. And marked all of her territory

dinzdale 07-03-2003 10:47 AM

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast


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