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malina 07-14-2003 01:17 PM

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal

dinzdale 07-14-2003 01:54 PM

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin

ambo 07-14-2003 02:35 PM

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin
4. Made in a still by his kin

malina 07-14-2003 04:22 PM

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin
4. Made in a still by his kin
5. ... after two weeks his jaw started to heal

zenbabe 07-14-2003 07:36 PM

1. There once was a girl who had friends

ambo 07-14-2003 11:23 PM

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens

zenbabe 07-14-2003 11:30 PM

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them

chuckie egg 07-15-2003 08:42 AM

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them
4. And even deceive them

zenbabe 07-15-2003 11:33 AM

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them
4. And even deceive them
5.Until one day it was to late for amends

ambo 07-15-2003 12:51 PM

1. We always sing our songs before we eat

malina 07-15-2003 01:02 PM

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat

dinzdale 07-15-2003 04:40 PM

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off

ambo 07-17-2003 03:27 PM

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off
4. Our masks till we cough

dinzdale 07-24-2003 02:26 PM

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off
4. Our masks till we cough
5. All in all it's rather quite neat

malina 07-24-2003 10:32 PM

1. Once upon a time in Maine

ambo 07-25-2003 12:15 PM

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train

Frieda 07-25-2003 12:39 PM

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track

ambo 07-25-2003 09:32 PM

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track
4. Kept jostling my rack

zenbabe 07-25-2003 09:57 PM

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track
4. Kept jostling my rack
5. the piss in my ass,it just came...

moel 07-25-2003 11:58 PM

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis

malina 07-26-2003 12:08 AM

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!

AllegroNg 07-26-2003 09:28 AM

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns

ambo 07-30-2003 12:26 PM

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns
4. And As The World Turns

moel 07-30-2003 06:08 PM

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns
4. And As The World Turns
5. but I just want see her shake her pelvis

zenbabe 07-30-2003 08:22 PM

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day

fodder 07-30-2003 09:19 PM

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray

zenbabe 07-30-2003 09:28 PM

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek

AllegroNg 07-31-2003 05:30 PM

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek
4. I gave him a peek

dinzdale 08-05-2003 12:12 PM

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek
4. I gave him a peek
5. And show him the open buffet.

ambo 08-05-2003 04:53 PM

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white

dinzdale 08-06-2003 05:16 PM

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.

chuckie egg 08-07-2003 08:07 AM

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm

RuneT 08-07-2003 08:11 AM

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm
4. barefoot on the wet lawn

chuckie egg 08-07-2003 08:16 AM

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm
4. barefoot on the wet lawn
5. In winter it is quite a sight

ambo 08-07-2003 06:16 PM

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty

zenbabe 08-07-2003 07:28 PM

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty

AllegroNg 08-08-2003 09:07 AM

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot

zefrank 08-12-2003 02:07 PM

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot
4. aaaaar, thars bury'ed alot

ambo 08-12-2003 03:28 PM

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot
4. aaaaar, thars bury'ed alot
5. polly's soiled me shoulder with doody

chuckie egg 08-13-2003 08:36 AM

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!


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