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Jaime 07-28-2006 03:10 AM

I can't stop laughing at this.

AllegroNg 07-28-2006 09:12 AM

:D :D

madasacutsnake 07-28-2006 10:13 PM


Anna 07-28-2006 11:54 PM

daverbee 07-31-2006 01:10 PM

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the mechanics.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

LeahDear 07-31-2006 01:52 PM

^^^ :D

That made me laugh today :D

12"razormix 08-01-2006 10:04 AM

nae basturd fvckken messes wií ma holidays

jasmina 08-01-2006 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by 12"razormix

where is 0?!

12"razormix 08-01-2006 11:09 AM

sorting himself out having his ****ing tea and chips i'm sure..

zero 08-01-2006 11:12 AM

:mad: i was in the cludgie feeling peely-waly

12"razormix 08-01-2006 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by zero
cludgie feely peely bla bla

zero 08-01-2006 11:39 AM

naw ye urny

12"razormix 08-01-2006 11:42 AM

och nae :(

zero 08-01-2006 11:51 AM

there there nevermind zomrix22 - it's getting on for teatime

zero 08-02-2006 04:30 AM



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