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Avalon 10-14-2004 06:45 PM

I took off my glasses, rubbed my eyes, and glanced at the board.
thought I saw a thread for "Big Boner". Looked again..Big Brother.:rolleyes: :p I need help, I admit it.

sparticle 10-14-2004 06:47 PM

PFP's congratulatory note to Bink. I hope Aud is censoring it before she shows it to him. heh heh heh....

daverbee 10-14-2004 06:53 PM


Originally posted by melissa
This is one of my favorites!!

Here's another one:

"Come here often or do you wait till you get home?"

How about Steven Wright's classic come on, "So...do you live around here often?"

Frieda 10-14-2004 09:29 PM


Smartypants 10-16-2004 07:30 PM

Jon Stewart Bitchslaps CNN's 'Crossfire' Show
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Subject: Jon Stewart Bitchslaps CNN's 'Crossfire' Show


Jon Stewart Bitchslaps CNN's 'Crossfire' Show

10.15.2004 6:43 PM EDT

In what could well be the strangest and most refreshing media moment of the election season, "The Daily Show" host Jon Stewart turned up on a live broadcast of CNN's "Crossfire" Friday and accused the mainstream media _ and his hosts in particular _ of being soft and failing to do their duty as journalists to keep politicians and the political process honest.

Reaching well outside his usual youthful "Daily Show" demo, Stewart took to "Crossfire" to promote his new book, "America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction" (see "Jon Stewart Writes A History Textbook That _ At Last! _ Features Nudity"), but instead of pushing the tome, Stewart used his time to verbally slap the network and the media for being "dishonest" and "doing a disservice" to the American public. After co-host Tucker Carlson suggested that Stewart went easy on Senator John Kerry when the candidate was a guest on "The Daily Show," Stewart unloaded on "Crossfire," calling hosts Carlson and Paul Begala "partisan hacks" and chiding them for not raising the level of discourse on their show beyond sloganeering.

"What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery," Stewart said. "You have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.

"I watch your show every day, and it kills me. It's so painful to watch," Stewart added as it became apparent that the comedian was not joking. He went on to hammer the network, and the media in general, for its coverage of the presidential debates. Stewart said it was a disservice to viewers to immediately seek reaction from campaign insiders and presidential cheerleaders following the debates, noting that the debates' famed "Spin Alley" should be called "Deception Lane."

"The thing is, we need your help," Stewart said. "Right now, you're helping the politicians and the corporations and we're left out there to mow our lawns."

While the audience seemed to be behind Stewart, Begala and Carlson were both taken aback. The hosts tried to feed Stewart set-up lines hoping to draw him into a more light-hearted shtick, but Stewart stayed on point and hammered away at the show, the hosts, and the state of political journalism. Carlson grew increasingly frustrated, at first noting that the segment wasn't "funny," and later verbally sparring with the comedian.

"You're not very much fun," Carlson said. "Do you like lecture people like this, or do you come over to their house and sit and lecture them; they're not doing the right thing, that they're missing their opportunities, evading their responsibilities?"

"If I think they are," Stewart retorted.

The conversation reached its most heated moment when Carlson said to Stewart, "I do think you're more fun on your show," to which Stewart replied, "You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show."

"That went great," Stewart could be heard sarcastically saying as the show went off the air (a transcript of the show is available on CNN.com).

In an era when the media is increasingly fragmented and viewers can surround themselves with programming that falls right in line with their own views, be they on the right or the left, Stewart's blast seemed especially on point. It seems fitting that the tirade came on a day when much of the media attention focused on the presidential race was directed at the mention of Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter during the last presidential debate, as opposed to the issues addressed at that debate.

Avalon 10-16-2004 07:49 PM

God, I love John Stewart :)

madasacutsnake 10-16-2004 09:49 PM

I showed Mr Snake my pic in the "What do you look like thread?" . Not because I thought it was gorgeous but because I was surprised by the comments that it was.

He got it.

He went pale, broke out in a sweat then backed away muttering about "knowing that look"............

rmr 10-21-2004 12:07 PM

"I didn't leave a message.

I just spat on my phone when I heard your voice because it felt like I was spitting on you..........i knew you were going to do
this........you're always doing stuff like this."

Zaftig 10-21-2004 12:16 PM


Originally posted by madasacutsnake
I showed Mr Snake my pic in the "What do you look like thread?" . Not because I thought it was gorgeous but because I was surprised by the comments that it was.

He got it.

He went pale, broke out in a sweat then backed away muttering about "knowing that look"............

HA HA!!! Did he need to change his pants? Or is there a more severe look that does that?

I personally think it's a gorgeous picture but it does take knowing someone to see these things.

Saxifrage 10-21-2004 06:23 PM

A research assistant around the corner from me at work was telling me earlier he is thinking of becoming a male escort to make extra money for christmas. I found this strangely hilarious for some reason. He said the first question they asked was had he ever worked in "adult entertainment" before. He decides he wants to do it but then he asks his fiancee if it is all right, what do you hink her answer was?

daverbee 10-21-2004 06:32 PM

"Do they need any females?"

daverbee 10-21-2004 06:32 PM

"Do you need a driver?"

daverbee 10-21-2004 06:33 PM

"Did you know I work for the Vice Squad part time?"

daverbee 10-21-2004 06:33 PM

"Dinz, are you sure that's a good idea? Remember what happened the last time?"

trisherina 10-21-2004 06:33 PM

"How much did they offer you?"

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