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Marcus Bales 11-21-2005 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zatoichi
whoopsies. mea culpa and all. messed up rhyme scheme. however, for what i thought i was trying to do, I still like it.

Those who like this kind of thing will find that this kind of thing is the kind of thing they like at: http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=4052.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-21-2005 09:44 AM

I did mean to call you, I swear
But got held up wrestling a bear

Marcus Bales 11-21-2005 09:45 AM

I did mean to call you, I swear
I was busy shampooing my hair

ambo 11-22-2005 12:40 AM

I did mean to call you, I swear
But got held up wrestling a bear
His breath wasn't bad


I did mean to call you, I swear
I was busy shampooing my hair
It's Friday, you know

trisherina 11-22-2005 02:00 AM

I did mean to call you, I swear
But got held up wrestling a bear
His breath wasn't bad
Though he'd eaten a lad

I did mean to call you, I swear
I was busy shampooing my hair
It's Friday, you know
It's not like I go

Zatoichi 11-22-2005 06:37 PM

I did mean to call you, I swear
But got held up wrestling a bear
His breath wasn't bad
Though he'd eaten a lad
He'd afterwards flossed with great care


I did mean to call you, I swear
I was busy shampooing my hair
It's Friday, you know
It's not like I go
To Sam's Club with no coiffing care

Hyakujo's Fox 11-22-2005 09:07 PM

Then was a young fellow named Daryl

madasacutsnake 11-22-2005 10:51 PM

Then was a young fellow named Daryl
Who to his girlfriend Shazza did carol
Where are ya, ya dumb witch?
In return, in high pitch:
Here I am Dazza, dressed in lcyra apparel!

madasacutsnake 11-23-2005 03:16 AM

The clarity of my funnel is dazzling

Hyakujo's Fox 11-23-2005 04:26 AM

The clarity of my funnel is dazzling
But an unclear funnel is frazzling
It's difficult banking

Zatoichi 11-23-2005 05:51 PM

The clarity of my funnel is dazzling
But an unclear funnel is frazzling
It's difficult banking
On funnels clean (spanking)

Brynn 11-25-2005 01:29 PM

The clarity of my funnel is dazzling
But an unclear funnel is frazzling
It's difficult banking
On funnels clean (spanking)
But I toot them both like a jazzling

Zatoichi 11-26-2005 01:06 AM

One morning while reading Kundera

Audreyvgs 11-26-2005 03:08 AM

One morning while reading Kundera
I thought about Jerez de la frontera

Hyakujo's Fox 11-26-2005 10:29 AM

One morning while reading Kundera
I thought about Jerez de la frontera
And about my friend Mary
Who got drunk on cheap Sherry
And woke with a bouncing Czech under 'er

Marcus Bales 11-28-2005 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
One morning while reading Kundera
I thought about Jerez de la frontera
And about my friend Mary
Who got drunk on cheap Sherry
And woke with a bouncing Czech under 'er

Bravo!

Marcus Bales 11-28-2005 09:45 PM

The season of Christmas: oh, joy:

Hyakujo's Fox 11-28-2005 10:38 PM

The season of Christmas: oh, joy:
Sing carols 'bout God's only boy
And his famous reindeer
Spreading frankincense and cheer
As every child wins a toy

madasacutsnake 11-29-2005 07:14 AM

It makes me want to chow down on lead
Or through a barbed wire fence ram my head

Marcus Bales 11-29-2005 09:35 AM

It makes me want to chow down on lead
Or through a barbed wire fence ram my head
Or add extra syllables
To lines that are otherwise unfullfillables

dddrum 11-29-2005 06:47 PM

It makes me want to chow down on lead
Or through a barbed wire fence ram my head
Or add extra syllables
To lines that are otherwise unfullfillables
Please shoot this poor limerick dead

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2005 07:46 PM

I was busily decking the halls
When I went down in the greatest of falls
I lunged for the railing
My puny arms flailing

madasacutsnake 11-29-2005 07:54 PM

I was busily decking the halls
When I went down in the greatest of falls
I lunged for the railing
My puny arms flailing
And now I've got extra silly balls.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2005 08:11 PM

You're always lowering the tone

Jack Flanders 11-29-2005 08:30 PM

You're always lowering the tone
When you whip out the G.D. phone

madasacutsnake 11-29-2005 10:14 PM

You're always lowering the tone
When you whip out the G.D. phone
It's a dodgy SMS!
It's Warney and he's jockless!

Marcus Bales 11-30-2005 10:40 AM

You're always lowering the tone
When you whip out the G.D. phone
It's a dodgy SMS!
It's Warney and he's jockless!
And there's no rhythm! And it doesn't rhyme!

Zatoichi 11-30-2005 04:38 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said

dinzdale 11-30-2005 05:04 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said
are not spelled the same as they're read

madasacutsnake 11-30-2005 06:24 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said
are not spelled the same as they're read
most overrated

Hyakujo's Fox 11-30-2005 10:20 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said
are not spelled the same as they're read
most overrated
is verse syncopated

dinzdale 12-01-2005 01:19 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said
are not spelled the same as they're read
most overrated
is verse syncopated
so iambic pentameter instead

ambo 12-02-2005 03:17 AM

Barry, Warren, and Darrel
Went over the falls in a barrel

Hyakujo's Fox 12-02-2005 10:49 PM

Barry, Warren, and Darrel
Went over the falls in a barrel
That barrel was shattered
The boys washed up battered

ambo 12-03-2005 12:44 AM

Barry, Warren, and Darrel
Went over the falls in a barrel
That barrel was shattered
The boys washed up battered
The bodies were IDd by Carol

Marcus Bales 12-03-2005 02:22 AM

I said that the incident's closed --

trisherina 12-03-2005 02:30 AM

I said that the incident's closed --
It's true, you've been overexposed;
I bathed you in light
And you came out all white,
'Cause you're film, being kind of snot-nosed.

Marcus Bales 12-03-2005 02:52 AM

I watched, and I wished you'd look back

trisherina 12-03-2005 02:57 AM

I watched, and I wished you'd look back
Every time you ran past on the track,
Going round and around

Marcus Bales 12-03-2005 03:01 AM

I watched, and I wished you'd look back
Every time you ran past on the track,
Going round and around
Barely touching the ground


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