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dddrum 12-10-2005 06:31 AM

I watched, and I wished you'd look back
Every time you ran past on the track,
Going round and around
Barely touching the ground
Could a racehorse like you love a yak?

Marcus Bales 12-10-2005 09:58 AM

You stand there so massive and calm

Hyakujo's Fox 12-10-2005 10:06 AM

You stand there so massive and calm
While others rush 'round in alarm

Marcus Bales 12-10-2005 10:39 AM

You stand there so massive and calm
While others rush 'round in alarm
You make up a center
I wish I could enter

Hyakujo's Fox 12-11-2005 09:57 AM

You stand there so massive and calm
While others rush 'round in alarm
You make up a center
I wish I could enter
That's always been part of your charm

Marcus Bales 12-11-2005 12:50 PM

I'm wondering what can be done

ambo 12-11-2005 04:34 PM

I'm wondering what can be done
Once all of my tales have been spun

Zatoichi 12-11-2005 08:26 PM

I'm wondering what can be done
Once all of my tales have been spun
Will you still be eager
When the story-well's meager

dddrum 12-12-2005 01:00 PM

I'm wondering what can be done
Once all of my tales have been spun
Will you still be eager
When the story-well's meager
(We can find other ways to have fun ;) )

ambo 12-12-2005 01:32 PM

In my room, in the corner, right there

dddrum 12-12-2005 02:24 PM

In my room, in the corner, right there
Draped over the back of a chair

Hyakujo's Fox 12-12-2005 08:56 PM

In my room, in the corner, right there
Draped over the back of a chair
Is the suit I once wore

ambo 12-12-2005 09:37 PM

In my room, in the corner, right there
Draped over the back of a chair
Is the suit I once wore
While I polished the floor

Zatoichi 12-12-2005 10:48 PM

In my room, in the corner, right there
Draped over the back of a chair
Is the suit I once wore
While I polished the floor
To remove blood and all traces of hair.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-13-2005 09:51 AM

To Victor West I submitted my script
Entitled "A Tale From The Crypt"

Marcus Bales 12-13-2005 11:30 AM

To Victor West I submitted my script
Entitled "A Tale From The Crypt"
Retitled, he sold it
To Arnold. Behold it
Made millions while I remain gypped.

Marcus Bales 12-13-2005 11:32 AM

So who is this guy, Victor West?

ambo 12-13-2005 02:36 PM

So who is this guy, Victor West?
Is he real, or is this a test ?

madasacutsnake 12-13-2005 10:06 PM

So who is this guy, Victor West?
Is he real, or is this a test ?
Unlike Ron Price
Who's posted just thrice

Marcus Bales 12-14-2005 09:35 AM

So who is this guy, Victor West?
Is he real, or is this a test ?
Unlike Ron Price
Who's posted just thrice
Our Victor seems dour and depressed.

Marcus Bales 12-14-2005 09:36 AM

One lawsuit may make a man stressed

ambo 12-14-2005 02:08 PM

One lawsuit may make a man stressed
But twenty can leave him depressed

Hyakujo's Fox 12-14-2005 08:43 PM

One lawsuit may make a man stressed
But twenty can leave him depressed
This life is too short
To spend time in court

Marcus Bales 12-14-2005 10:43 PM

One lawsuit may make a man stressed
But twenty can leave him depressed
This life is too short
To spend time in court --
A word to the wise, Mr. West.

madasacutsnake 12-14-2005 10:44 PM

One lawsuit may make a man stressed
But twenty can leave him depressed
This life is too short
To spend time in court
When your lawyer's a fantasy at best

ambo 12-15-2005 03:33 AM

The mole on her thigh was gigantic

Hyakujo's Fox 12-15-2005 08:46 AM

The mole on her thigh was gigantic
It defeated my notions romantic
She cried "On with your duty!
It's a mere spot of beauty!"
But, baby - the distinction's semantic.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-19-2005 08:13 AM

I sat up all night to catch Santa
Just me and a half filled Decanter

ambo 12-19-2005 01:13 PM

I sat up all night to catch Santa
Just me and a half filled Decanter
Then just around three
I got up to pee

dddrum 12-24-2005 11:48 AM

I sat up all night to catch Santa
Just me and a half filled Decanter
Then just around three
I got up to pee
Signed, A Frustrated Holiday Ranter

ambo 12-24-2005 03:24 PM

She sings silly songs in the shower

trisherina 12-25-2005 02:42 AM

She sings silly songs in the shower
And looks like she blooms by the hour

ambo 12-25-2005 01:54 PM

She sings silly songs in the shower
And looks like she blooms by the hour
Then she scrubs her toes
And the tip of her nose

dddrum 12-25-2005 06:37 PM

She sings silly songs in the shower
And looks like she blooms by the hour
Then she scrubs her toes
And the tip of her nose
I'm struck by her seductive power

trisherina 12-31-2005 01:28 PM

My quarter showed obverse when tossed;
Now tell me -- have I won, or lost?

Brynn 12-31-2005 04:01 PM

My quarter showed obverse when tossed;
Now tell me -- have I won, or lost?
When called in the air,
It all seemed so fair -
Is it my eyes or yours that are crossed?

Hyakujo's Fox 12-31-2005 10:14 PM

Goodbye to two thousand and five

Zatoichi 01-01-2006 01:28 PM

Goodbye to two thousand and five
If you read this, it means you're alive

Marcus Bales 01-01-2006 02:17 PM

Goodbye to two thousand and five
If you read this, it means you're alive --
But maybe fate picks
Two thousand and six
As the year that you will not survive.

ambo 01-01-2006 05:03 PM

If Tom hadn't jumped on Oprah's couch


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