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trisherina 08-11-2006 02:36 AM

There once was a young girl called Daisy
And ev'ryone said she was crazy
in truth, twasn't fair
She was just in despair
And seeing things desperate and hazy.

Marcus Bales 08-14-2006 06:51 PM

Avast there, me hearties, and hear
The words of the first Pirate Queer --
It's "Queen" but a typo
Has changed all my hype. Oh,
God DAMN that drunk blogger and beer!

Hyakujo's Fox 08-14-2006 10:59 PM

Old Granny forgot her good specs

Anna 08-15-2006 03:52 AM

Old Granny forgot her good specs
and muttered outloud,"Oh, heck!"

LeahDear 08-15-2006 06:26 AM

Old Granny forgot her good specs
and muttered outloud,"Oh, heck!"
"Now I can't see my crochet!"

Marcus Bales 08-16-2006 04:15 PM

Old Granny forgot her good specs
and muttered outloud,"Oh, heck!"
"Now I can't see my crochet --
I'm sure to f... botch it!

Audreyvgs 08-17-2006 01:37 PM

Old Granny forgot her good specs
and muttered outloud,"Oh, heck!"
"Now I can't see my crochet --
I'm sure to f... botch it!
It now rests with the rest of her wrecks.

Audreyvgs 08-17-2006 01:37 PM

Simply put, you are too cool to fool

Marcus Bales 08-17-2006 01:44 PM

Simply put, you are too cool to fool
You've been that way ever since school

Anna 08-18-2006 02:06 AM

Simply put, you are too cool to fool
You've been that way ever since school
but the tides may still turn

Jack Flanders 08-18-2006 02:15 AM

Simply put, you are too cool to fool
You've been that way ever since school
But the tides may still turn
When everyone will learn
That we geeks really do rule!!!!

Marcus Bales 08-18-2006 11:00 AM

There's your practical geek, and your theorist,
The occasional geek, the careerist,
The closest to freaks
Are the MBA geeks,
But your armed forces geek's the severest.

Your tech-writing geek is the clearest,
Conducting geeks often the sneerest,
Though you're often beguiled
By the geek who's a child
And musical -- those are the dearest.

Libertarian geeks are frontierist
And the Communist geeks equal-peerist;
The (R) geek just robs
The (D) geek of jobs,
While the laissez faire geek is austerest.

The medical geeks are sincerest
The audio geek is the sheerest
The gun geeks are loud,
The food geeks a crowd,
And the poetry geeks are the queerest.

The salaried geek is the merest
The do-gooder geek volunteerest
The money geek's mean
The sex geek's obscene
And the one right beside you's the nearest.

trisherina 08-18-2006 11:22 AM

Ossym^^ Marcus R()()LZ!

Marcus Bales 08-20-2006 07:58 PM

The ice blended smooth in my drink,
Cold, sweet, alcoholic, and pink,

Anna 08-20-2006 08:25 PM

The ice blended smooth in my drink,
Cold, sweet, alcoholic, and pink,
mmm..., that touch of grenadine

Hyakujo's Fox 08-20-2006 10:58 PM

The ice blended smooth in my drink,
Cold, sweet, alcoholic, and pink,
mmm..., that touch of grenadine
Always makes me feel keen

Anna 08-20-2006 11:34 PM

The ice blended smooth in my drink,
Cold, sweet, alcoholic, and pink,
mmm..., and that touch of grenadine
Always makes me feel keen
an stops me from havin ta tink

Marcus Bales 08-21-2006 10:30 AM

The gel made her skin sleek and wet

Anna 08-22-2006 12:43 AM

The gel made her skin sleek and wet
determined to keep it well kept

Marcus Bales 08-25-2006 09:23 AM

The gel made her skin sleek and wet
determined to keep it well kept
She looked like a punk
And smelled like a skunk

trisherina 08-25-2006 11:39 AM

The gel made her skin sleek and wet
determined to keep it well kept
She looked like a punk
And smelled like a skunk
And got her Pap tests at the vet.

Marcus Bales 08-25-2006 03:46 PM

Brava!

She was standing there nude in the snow

ambo 08-25-2006 05:25 PM

She was standing there nude in the snow
Surrounded by an unearthly glow

Marcus Bales 08-26-2006 07:42 AM

She was standing there nude in the snow
Surrounded by an unearthly glow
As if by a shell
Of a lot of extra syllables as well

trisherina 08-26-2006 12:08 PM

She was standing there nude in the snow
Surrounded by an unearthly glow
As if by a shell
Of a lot of extra syllables as well
It's just going to happen, you know

ambo 08-26-2006 12:55 PM

Perfection is a futile goal

Audreyvgs 08-26-2006 05:32 PM

Perfection is a futile goal
like trying to climb a brittle pole

zenbabe 08-26-2006 05:56 PM

Perfection is a futile goal
like trying to climb a brittle pole
Tis better to be close

Marcus Bales 08-27-2006 11:34 AM

Perfection is a futile goal
like trying to climb a brittle pole
Tis better to be close
imperfectly morose

Audreyvgs 08-27-2006 12:34 PM

Perfection is a futile goal
like trying to climb a brittle pole
Tis better to be close
imperfectly morose
anal retentives just can't rock 'n roll

Marcus Bales 08-27-2006 12:49 PM

I just saw a stretch mini-Cooper

http://www.seriouswheels.com/mno/Min...A-1024x768.htm

harrier 08-27-2006 05:56 PM

I just saw a stretch mini-Cooper
It really sent me for a loop-er

Hyakujo's Fox 08-27-2006 11:01 PM

I just saw a stretch mini-Cooper
It really sent me for a loop-er
They call it "The Dinz"
It comes up to your shins

ambo 08-27-2006 11:07 PM

I just saw a stretch mini-Cooper
It really sent me for a loop-er
They call it "The Dinz"
It comes up to your shins
And has it's own bronze pooper-scooper

Hyakujo's Fox 08-28-2006 01:27 AM

A secret I must now confide
I've sent for a mail-order bride

ambo 08-28-2006 01:59 AM

A secret I must now confide
I've sent for a mail-order bride
She has piercing blue eyes
And milky white thighs

trisherina 08-28-2006 03:12 AM

A secret I must now confide
I've sent for a mail-order bride
She has piercing blue eyes
And milky white thighs
And lips so improbably wide.

Marcus Bales 08-28-2006 09:58 AM

That carnivore staring at me

Audreyvgs 08-29-2006 08:39 AM

That carnivore staring at me
just wants to go outside to pee
Once, he did it inside
and part of him died
Grass is humiliation-free

Audreyvgs 08-30-2006 12:29 AM

Here, let me start it for you


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