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trisherina 11-28-2004 11:00 PM

When the wind blows this hard, I tingle
I'm married but act like I'm single

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2004 03:03 AM

When the wind blows this hard, I tingle
I'm married but act like I'm single
At strangers I'm winking
and secretly thinking

trisherina 11-29-2004 03:19 AM

When the wind blows this hard, I tingle
I'm married but act like I'm single
At strangers I'm winking
and secretly thinking
Of all of the ways we could mingle.

Audreyvgs 12-09-2004 03:35 AM

I'm hormonally challenged as well

Hyakujo's Fox 12-09-2004 11:37 PM

I'm hormonally challenged as well
So you people can all go to hell

Gatsby 12-10-2004 01:33 AM

I'm hormonally challenged as well
So you people can all go to hell
I'll continue my b*tching
I'll scratch where I'm itching

funkytuba 12-10-2004 06:45 AM

I'm hormonally challenged as well
just in case you found it hard to tell
I'll continue my b*tching
I'll scratch where I'm itching
So you people can all go to hell

joppa.gal 12-10-2004 01:29 PM

The monkey was scratching his back

Hyakujo's Fox 12-13-2004 11:35 PM

The monkey was scratching his back
When he heard an most ominous quack

straymonk 12-14-2004 10:34 AM

The monkey was scratching his back
When he heard an most ominous quack
A duck with a gun
had come up at a run
yelling, "Monkey, you should have bought AFLAC!"

Hyakujo's Fox 12-15-2004 05:50 AM

The worst thing about life underground

Marcus Bales 12-17-2004 02:10 PM

The worst thing about life underground
Is not just the absence of sound

trisherina 12-17-2004 03:30 PM

The worst thing about life underground
Is not just the absence of sound
It's the long endless night

Aphrodite 12-17-2004 08:08 PM

The worst thing about life underground
Is not just the absence of sound
It's the long endless night
With the absence of light

Coffee 12-18-2004 02:04 AM

The worst thing about life underground
Is not just the absence of sound
It's the long endless night
With the absence of light
and barely a friend to be found

Hyakujo's Fox 12-19-2004 10:35 PM

Now someone's upset Baby Jesus

trisherina 12-20-2004 12:40 AM

Now someone's upset Baby Jesus
He's wailing in hitches and wheezes

Marcus Bales 12-20-2004 02:07 AM

Now someone's upset Baby Jesus
He's wailing in hitches and wheezes
The ox and the lamb

Hyakujo's Fox 12-21-2004 08:32 AM

Now someone's upset Baby Jesus
He's wailing in hitches and wheezes
The ox and the lamb
Decided to scram

Aphrodite 12-21-2004 11:39 AM

Now someone's upset Baby Jesus
He's wailing in hitches and wheezes
The ox and the lamb
Decided to scram
And the shepherds have been brought to their knees(us)

And so began, kneeling in prayer

trisherina 12-21-2004 04:02 PM

And so began, kneeling in prayer
A day of most awful despair

Marcus Bales 12-21-2004 06:30 PM

And so began, kneeling in prayer,
A day of most awful despair --
The Wise Men appeared

trisherina 12-21-2004 07:54 PM

And so began, kneeling in prayer,
A day of most awful despair --
The Wise Men appeared
And quoth, "Be not afeard!"

Hyakujo's Fox 12-21-2004 11:27 PM

And so began, kneeling in prayer,
A day of most awful despair --
The Wise Men appeared
And quoth, "Be not afeard!"
We've got myrrh and frankincense to spare

Gatsby 12-22-2004 02:00 AM

But that colicky savior kept wailing

trisherina 12-22-2004 05:21 AM

But that colicky savior kept wailing
While dreaming of crosses and nailing

Gatsby 12-22-2004 06:22 AM

But that colicky savior kept wailing
While dreaming of crosses and nailing
The wise men, annoyed

Marcus Bales 12-22-2004 12:27 PM

But that colicky savior kept wailing
While dreaming of crosses and nailing
The wise men, annoyed,
Were quoting from Freud

Aphrodite 12-22-2004 01:19 PM

But that colicky savior kept wailing
While dreaming of crosses and nailing
The wise men, annoyed,
Were quoting from Freud
"Unwed mothers!" "Oedipus's failing"

joppa.gal 12-22-2004 03:50 PM

Try as I might I can't find

Marcus Bales 12-22-2004 07:44 PM

Try as I might I can't find
A lawyer so ethically blind

Gatsby 12-22-2004 10:29 PM

Try as I might I can't find
A lawyer so ethically blind
As to do all my bidding

Aphrodite 12-22-2004 11:41 PM

Try as I might I can't find
A lawyer so ethically blind
As to do all my bidding
But who am I kidding

funkytuba 12-30-2004 06:32 AM

Try as I might I can't find
A lawyer so ethically blind
As to do all my bidding
But who am I kidding
my pockets aren't well-enough lined

Marcus Bales 12-30-2004 11:50 AM

On Tuesday the moving van came

trisherina 12-30-2004 03:27 PM

On Tuesday the moving van came
To my house, but they had the wrong name

funkytuba 12-30-2004 03:38 PM

On Tuesday the moving van came
To my house, but they had the wrong name
so instead of four big guys
they sent just one small fry

Coffee 12-30-2004 06:20 PM

On Tuesday the moving van came
To my house, but they had the wrong name
so instead of four big guys
they sent just one small fry
I'm Waldo, not Bilbo, how lame.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-31-2004 06:22 AM

My Christmas tree is no longer green
It's a pathetic sight to be seen

trisherina 01-01-2005 03:31 AM

My Christmas tree is no longer green
It's a pathetic sight to be seen
At the end of the year
It dies, like my cheer


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