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daverbee 01-05-2007 10:14 AM

Those ring tones are driving me mad
Could you turn the thing down just a tad?
I know you like Prince,
But my hearing's gone since
That's one really noisy doodad.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-20-2007 09:03 AM

I've come to return these new britches

Zatoichi 01-20-2007 11:18 AM

I've come to return these new britches
Excitement has made me burst stitches

Hyakujo's Fox 01-21-2007 03:24 AM

I've come to return these new britches
Excitement has made me burst stitches
And now there's a gap
Where once was my lap

ambo 01-21-2007 04:51 AM

I've come to return these new britches
Excitement has made me burst stitches
And now there's a gap
Where once was my lap
And I've already scratched all my itches

LeahDear 01-22-2007 06:28 PM

I searched high and low for my book

Hyakujo's Fox 01-23-2007 09:32 AM

I searched high and low for my book
I reached in each cranny and nook

Zatoichi 01-23-2007 01:16 PM

I searched high and low for my book
I reached in each cranny and nook
To make matters worse

daverbee 01-24-2007 10:36 AM

I searched high and low for my book
I reached in each cranny and nook
To make matters worse
I'm stuck in a hearse

Hyakujo's Fox 03-11-2007 08:44 AM

I searched high and low for my book
I reached in each cranny and nook
To make matters worse
I'm stuck in a hearse
And I just frisked the stiff - what a schnook

ambo 03-11-2007 01:56 PM

Robin's egg blue were his eyes

funkytuba 03-12-2007 04:38 AM

Robin's egg blue were his eyes
And hard as a rock were his thighs

Audreyvgs 03-12-2007 08:27 AM

Robin's egg blue were his eyes
And hard as a rock were his thighs
and what was between
was something obscene

daverbee 03-12-2007 09:47 AM

Robin's egg blue were his eyes
And hard as a rock were his thighs
and what was between
was something obscene
It sure was no feast for the eyes.

ambo 03-12-2007 01:09 PM

^^^ hahaha!

daverbee 03-14-2007 12:51 PM

John, Paul, George, and Ringo stopped by

Coffee 04-08-2007 09:34 PM

John, Paul, George, and Ringo stopped by
Or just the last 3. Didn't John die?
I barely remember
that 8th of December
Just a Monday, a day in the life

daverbee 04-09-2007 09:35 AM

George, he kicked the bucket, didn't he?

Audreyvgs 06-11-2007 03:38 PM

George, he kicked the bucket, didn't he?
iTunes plays his songs for a fee
I hope that his peeps
the rich, gently weeps
residuals, a great legasee!

Jack Flanders 06-12-2007 02:12 AM

Paul remarried to a dancin' fool,

Audreyvgs 06-13-2007 12:57 AM

Paul remarried to a dancin' fool,
her eyes on the prize not his tool
she was a wood legger
inside was a kegger
which explains how she lost the jewel

daverbee 06-14-2007 04:15 PM

^^^
:D

Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see.

Dorkahontas 07-02-2007 12:16 AM

Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see.
Roger Waters is touring but he
left his mates off the bill

daverbee 07-25-2007 09:45 AM

Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see.
Roger Waters is touring but he
left his mates off the bill
What a sour, bitter pill

Marcus Bales 07-25-2007 04:03 PM

Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see.
Roger Waters is touring but he
left his mates off the bill
What a sour, bitter pill
And the new album's titled "Debris".

funkytuba 05-06-2011 06:59 PM

At the taco truck Jim said "No Way!
They're out of carnitas!" Dismay

Marcus Bales 05-07-2011 12:23 AM

At the taco truck Jim said "No Way!
They're out of carnitas!" Dismay
Had made his voice shrill

Coffee 05-07-2011 01:33 PM

At the taco truck Jim said "No Way!
They're out of carnitas!" Dismay
Had made his voice shrill
and sounded like Jill
that the driver porked last night, "Ole!"

Marcus Bales 05-08-2011 09:38 AM

Is it too much to ask that the toast

Hyakujo's Fox 05-08-2011 10:55 PM

Is it too much to ask that the toast
be buttered on one side at most?

funkytuba 05-09-2011 05:33 PM

Is it too much to ask that the toast
be buttered on one side at most?
'Cause when both front and back

Marcus Bales 05-11-2011 10:20 PM

Is it too much to ask that the toast
be buttered on one side at most?
'Cause when both front and back
are buttered, the snack

Coffee 05-12-2011 12:48 AM

Is it too much to ask that the toast
be buttered on one side at most?
'Cause when both front and back
are buttered, the snack
by Murphy, if dropped, will be...toast.

Coffee 05-12-2011 12:50 AM

Tom chanced to see through his scope

MoJoRiSin 05-12-2011 01:01 AM

Tom chanced to see through his scope
That in numerology the word Eve

Coffee 05-12-2011 01:06 AM

Tom chanced to see through the leaves
That in numerology the word Eve is

Tom chanced to see through his scope
That in numerology the word Mope


which evah...

Marcus Bales 05-15-2011 10:43 AM

Tom chanced to see through his scope
That in numerology the word Mope
Through complex re-screening
Is quite without meaning --

Coffee 05-15-2011 01:04 PM

Tom chanced to see through his scope
That in numerology the word Mope
Through complex re-screening
Is quite without meaning --
except to Kabbalah-ist dopes.

Marcus Bales 05-15-2011 11:54 PM

She slipped in the grease on the floor

Hyakujo's Fox 05-16-2011 10:05 PM

She slipped in the grease on the floor
And skidded right out of the door


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