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Marcus Bales 05-17-2011 08:51 AM

She slipped in the grease on the floor
And skidded right out of the door
Her bodily motion

Hyakujo's Fox 05-18-2011 10:59 AM

She slipped in the grease on the floor
And skidded right out of the door
Her bodily motion
Earnt her my devotion
But the rest of the date was a bore

Marcus Bales 05-18-2011 11:23 PM

There's still a half bottle of wine

Coffee 05-19-2011 12:16 AM

There's still a half bottle of wine
already you're looking quite fine

Marcus Bales 05-19-2011 12:21 AM

There's still a half bottle of wine
already you're looking quite fine
you're slurring my name
as if you feel the same

Coffee 05-21-2011 12:54 PM

There's still a half bottle of wine
already you're looking quite fine
you're slurring my name
as if you feel the same
will your pimp allow us overtime?

Marcus Bales 05-22-2011 09:21 AM

"You're payin', big fella," she said

Coffee 05-22-2011 12:13 PM

"You're payin', big fella," she said
"same rates at the bar, or the bed

funkytuba 05-22-2011 01:51 PM

"You're payin', big fella," she said
"same rates at the bar, or the bed
She turned on the meter

Marcus Bales 05-23-2011 01:08 AM

"You're payin', big fella," she said
"same rates at the bar, or the bed
She turned on the meter
And grabbed at his peter

Hyakujo's Fox 05-25-2011 06:02 AM

"You're payin', big fella," she said
"same rates at the bar, or the bed
She turned on the meter
And grabbed at his peter
"oh sweet Jesus I may pay instead!"

Marcus Bales 05-25-2011 08:03 AM

The fantasy life of the male

Coffee 05-25-2011 12:40 PM

The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale

Marcus Bales 05-26-2011 08:12 AM

The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale
before the poor seller
has realized a feller

Audreyvgs 07-26-2012 12:36 AM

The fantasy life of the male
will quite often finish the sale
before the poor seller
has realized a feller
can cause epic fantasy fail

xfox 07-27-2012 10:28 AM

We're happy to see you again

Marcus Bales 07-27-2012 11:06 AM

We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen

Hyakujo's Fox 07-27-2012 11:15 AM

We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen
So please don't be nervous
It's part of the service

brightpearl 07-27-2012 12:31 PM

We're happy to see you again --
You can pay us in euros or yen
So please don't be nervous
It's part of the service
When the chorus of nuns yells "Amen!"

brightpearl 07-27-2012 05:40 PM

Or, you know, here in the southern US it might more aptly say:

When the chorus of nuns burps "Amen!"

:rolleyes:

dinzdale 07-31-2012 11:09 PM

A man with a really big nob

Audreyvgs 08-01-2012 11:52 AM

A man with a really big nob
is convinced that he does a great job
The End.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brynn 08-03-2012 09:25 PM

^
:D

Marcus Bales 08-06-2012 12:36 AM

A man with a really big nob
Confessed with a whimper and sob

funkytuba 10-15-2012 07:09 AM

A man with a really big nob
Confessed with a whimper and sob
"That chick from St. Peter
Has left me for Dieter
But told me I did a great job".

Frieda 10-26-2012 11:08 AM

I got a bunny for Christmas

Hyakujo's Fox 11-03-2012 08:13 PM

I got a bunny for Christmas
Sent from the Panama isthmus

funkytuba 06-19-2013 05:51 PM

I got a bunny for Christmas
Sent from the Panama isthmus
With its snowy-white hue
It looked shiny and new

Audreyvgs 06-21-2013 02:55 AM

I got a bunny for Christmas
Sent from the Panama isthmus
With its snowy-white hue
It looked shiny and new
and it's ears smelled just like hibiscus

funkytuba 06-23-2013 12:06 AM

I'd've thought that that prev'us refrain
Would have somehow involved white cocaine

Hyakujo's Fox 06-23-2013 12:24 AM

I'd've thought that that prev'us refrain
Would have somehow involved white cocaine
When I talk about snow
You should know I mean blow

funkytuba 06-23-2013 05:58 AM

I'd've thought that that prev'us refrain
Would have somehow involved white cocaine
When I talk about snow
You should know I mean blow
And the bunny's a mule with no mane

Hyakujo's Fox 06-28-2013 01:52 PM

There once was a limericist

funkytuba 06-29-2013 05:39 PM

There once was a limericist
Who curated quite a long list

funkytuba 09-04-2014 06:26 PM

There once was a limericist
Who curated quite a long list
of failings and foibles
and tales of lost moibles

MoJoRiSin 03-11-2015 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkytuba (Post 433744)
There once was a limericist
Who curated quite a long list
of failings and foibles
and tales of lost moibles

^like ��

Audreyvgs 01-16-2018 02:15 AM

There once was a limericist
Who curated quite a long list
of failings and foibles
and tales of lost moibles
he will show it to those who insist

Jack Flanders 01-16-2018 03:13 AM

Welcome back to the place to hate

Hyakujo's Fox 01-17-2018 04:05 AM

Welcome back to the place to hate
those people who load up their plate

Audreyvgs 01-18-2018 01:27 PM

Welcome back to the place to hate
those people who load up their plate
like they're scared of a famine
yet fail to examine


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