ZEFRANK.COM - message board

ZEFRANK.COM - message board (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/index.php)
-   FICTION PROJECT (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/forumdisplay.php?f=17)
-   -   Go-it-Semi-Alone Limericks with Help from my Friends (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showthread.php?t=5876)

dddrum 11-29-2005 06:47 PM

It makes me want to chow down on lead
Or through a barbed wire fence ram my head
Or add extra syllables
To lines that are otherwise unfullfillables
Please shoot this poor limerick dead

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2005 07:46 PM

I was busily decking the halls
When I went down in the greatest of falls
I lunged for the railing
My puny arms flailing

madasacutsnake 11-29-2005 07:54 PM

I was busily decking the halls
When I went down in the greatest of falls
I lunged for the railing
My puny arms flailing
And now I've got extra silly balls.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2005 08:11 PM

You're always lowering the tone

Jack Flanders 11-29-2005 08:30 PM

You're always lowering the tone
When you whip out the G.D. phone

madasacutsnake 11-29-2005 10:14 PM

You're always lowering the tone
When you whip out the G.D. phone
It's a dodgy SMS!
It's Warney and he's jockless!

Marcus Bales 11-30-2005 10:40 AM

You're always lowering the tone
When you whip out the G.D. phone
It's a dodgy SMS!
It's Warney and he's jockless!
And there's no rhythm! And it doesn't rhyme!

Zatoichi 11-30-2005 04:38 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said

dinzdale 11-30-2005 05:04 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said
are not spelled the same as they're read

madasacutsnake 11-30-2005 06:24 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said
are not spelled the same as they're read
most overrated

Hyakujo's Fox 11-30-2005 10:20 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said
are not spelled the same as they're read
most overrated
is verse syncopated

dinzdale 12-01-2005 01:19 PM

rhythm and rhyme, it is said
are not spelled the same as they're read
most overrated
is verse syncopated
so iambic pentameter instead

ambo 12-02-2005 03:17 AM

Barry, Warren, and Darrel
Went over the falls in a barrel

Hyakujo's Fox 12-02-2005 10:49 PM

Barry, Warren, and Darrel
Went over the falls in a barrel
That barrel was shattered
The boys washed up battered

ambo 12-03-2005 12:44 AM

Barry, Warren, and Darrel
Went over the falls in a barrel
That barrel was shattered
The boys washed up battered
The bodies were IDd by Carol


All times are GMT -3. The time now is 04:17 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.