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Marcus Bales 01-22-2006 11:28 PM

You find yourself wanting a change
But quarks have a limited range:
Up or down? Nature's got 'em,
But not top and bottom,
Which leaves you with just charm and strange.

ambo 01-22-2006 11:38 PM

:(

Hyakujo's Fox 01-22-2006 11:49 PM

You find yourself wanting a change
So for chicken you purchase "free range"
Cos a happier chicken
Is much more finger lickin'
Than what KFC can arrange

ambo 01-23-2006 12:06 AM

:)

Marcus Bales 01-23-2006 12:54 AM

I'm sorry -- I didn't see yours
I got all caught up in my chores
And didn't have time
To finish the rhyme

ambo 01-23-2006 12:59 AM

I'm sorry -- I didn't see yours
I got all caught up in my chores
And didn't have time
To finish the rhyme
While I carefully toasted my Smores

Zatoichi 01-23-2006 01:05 PM

Smores as a campfire treat
Usurpers, in no way can beat
The crispy brown gold
Skin of marshmallows old,
Old school, on a stick in the heat.

dddrum 01-23-2006 03:01 PM

"S'more!" I can be heard to shout
My favorite food, without doubt
O

Marcus Bales 01-28-2006 02:14 PM

"S'more!" I can be heard to shout
My favorite food, without doubt.
Oh damn Dr. Graham, the
Reason I am the
Exemplar of diabetes and gout.

jasmina 01-28-2006 02:44 PM

What's a Smore, the UK posse will cry,
And where, on this earth can I buy?

Marcus Bales 01-28-2006 08:13 PM

A smore's a marshmallow between
Two Graham crackers topped by a sheen
Of chocolate; you roast
The crackers to toast
And eat it: campfire cuisine.

Jack Flanders 01-28-2006 08:45 PM

My craving for a Smore's obscene

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2006 12:52 AM

What's a Smore, the UK posse will cry,
And where, on this earth can I buy?
O mythical snack!
Exporters you lack!
Globalise to this isle 'fore I die!


My craving for a Smore's obscene
To possess you I'm rather quite keen
My fixation is oral
Who cares if it's moral?

Marcus Bales 01-29-2006 01:38 AM

My craving for a Smore's obscene
To possess you I'm rather quite keen
My fixation is oral
Who cares if it's moral
Or the limerick about it is clean?

dddrum 01-30-2006 04:55 PM

Who'd imagine entrancing a snacker
With a glob of charred goo on a cracker


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