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trisherina 02-06-2006 02:00 AM

In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast
Though the wind outside wails like a ghost
I'll be dreaming of beaches
Sands squirming with leeches
And you, forced to serve as their host.

Marcus Bales 02-06-2006 02:24 AM

I'll grant you the sex and champagne --
And picnics as well -- but explain
why lobster with butter
does not make you stutter
With pleasure beyond the mundane.

trisherina 02-06-2006 02:41 AM

It's not me, it's the Hitch whose distaste
(For those bugs of the sea who eat waste)
Won't see me agree
Til the bugs of the sea
Stop looking much worse than they taste.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-06-2006 09:54 AM

If it takes me a year and a day

Marcus Bales 02-06-2006 11:23 AM

Quote:

It's not me, it's the Hitch whose distaste
(For those bugs of the sea who eat waste)
Won't see me agree
Til the bugs of the sea
Stop looking much worse than they taste.
__________________
The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.
-- Christopher Hitchens


You selected that quote, and so why,
If you don't agree with the guy,
No matter who wrote it,
By electing to quote it,
Is agreement not what you imply?

Marcus Bales 02-06-2006 11:24 AM

It takes me a year and a day
To work up the courage to say

Zatoichi 02-06-2006 04:50 PM

It takes me a year and a day
To work up the courage to say
That for all of my ardor
I'm finding it harder

Marcus Bales 02-06-2006 10:10 PM

It takes me a year and a day
To work up the courage to say
That for all of my ardor
I'm finding it harder
And harder to realize we're gay.

Zatoichi 02-06-2006 10:15 PM

If it's hard to "realize" a fact
Could it be that what we have lacked

Marcus Bales 02-06-2006 10:37 PM

If it's hard to "realize" a fact
Could it be that what we have lacked
Is all inhibition
Or need for permission

trisherina 02-07-2006 01:44 AM

If it's hard to "realize" a fact
Could it be that what we have lacked
Is all inhibition
Or need for permission
Or maybe just sufficient tact.

Marcus Bales 02-07-2006 01:54 AM

Tact is intent to deceive;
Such intent is to lie, I believe

Hyakujo's Fox 02-07-2006 08:50 AM

Tact is intent to deceive;
Such intent is to lie, I believe
Don't say that you're good
or misunderstood

12"razormix 02-07-2006 09:12 AM

Tact is intent to deceive;
Such intent is to lie, I believe
Don't say that you're good
or misunderstood.
Just shut the fvck up and leave!

Marcus Bales 02-07-2006 08:09 PM

I'm walking around in the mall


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