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EmotionalVelcro 03-24-2006 04:22 AM

In the morning I woke up with pain
Where a peanut had lodged in my brain
I tried meditation
And a doc's medication

funkytuba 03-25-2006 03:25 AM

In the morning I woke up with pain
Where a peanut had lodged in my brain
I tried meditation
And a doc's medication
But now I just sit and complain.

Marcus Bales 03-25-2006 09:59 AM

I gave him my last dollar bill

ambo 03-25-2006 12:42 PM

I gave him my last dollar bill
He swallowed it just like a pill

funkytuba 03-26-2006 03:50 AM

I gave him my last dollar bill
He swallowed it just like a pill
Then he grew a third leg

Marcus Bales 03-26-2006 10:37 AM

I gave him my last dollar bill
He swallowed it just like a pill
Then he grew a third leg
Like the pump on a keg

Zatoichi 03-26-2006 03:07 PM

I gave him my last dollar bill
He swallowed it just like a pill
Then he grew a third leg
Like the pump on a keg
And peed out the change in a till.

Marcus Bales 03-26-2006 04:07 PM

The next day I gave him a five

EmotionalVelcro 03-28-2006 01:52 PM

The next day I gave him a five
'Twas surprising to find him alive

Hyakujo's Fox 03-28-2006 11:32 PM

The next day I gave him a five
'Twas surprising to find him alive
For his gut it did bloat
But could not break my note

Zatoichi 03-29-2006 06:22 PM

The next day I gave him a five
'Twas surprising to find him alive
For his gut it did bloat
But could not break my note
Half a sawbuck in coins is no jive.

funkytuba 04-04-2006 02:54 AM

I bought alkaline batteries here

Marcus Bales 04-04-2006 08:45 AM

I bought alkaline batteries here
From a hot little Asian cashier

ambo 04-04-2006 08:15 PM

I bought alkaline batteries here
From a hot little Asian cashier
Her name was Lee Sung

dddrum 04-05-2006 03:10 AM

I bought alkaline batteries here
From a hot little Asian cashier
Her name was Lee Sung
Her lips were bee-stung


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