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Large Marge 01-01-2005 08:28 AM

My Christmas tree is no longer green
It's a pathetic sight to be seen
At the end of the year
It dies, like my cheer
And is kicked to the curb by a teen

Hyakujo's Fox 01-01-2005 12:25 PM

At the top of a little green hill

Marcus Bales 01-01-2005 02:27 PM

At the top of a little green hill
And hidden from sight was a still

trisherina 01-01-2005 04:12 PM

At the top of a little green hill
And hidden from sight was a still
If you filled it with stuff
It made booze that was rough,

Coffee 01-01-2005 06:00 PM

At the top of a little green hill
And hidden from sight was a still
If you filled it with stuff
It made booze that was rough,
but better than taking a pill.

Marcus Bales 01-01-2005 07:37 PM

"You want me to _what_ on your _what_?"

Large Marge 01-01-2005 08:37 PM

You want me to what on your what?
You can't make me do that to you, but

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 02:21 AM

You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that to you, but
If you promise you'll do

Large Marge 01-02-2005 02:27 AM

You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that to you, but
If you promise you'll do
that thing I find so true



Sorry, I didn't understand what the underscores were; I thought you meant them for emphasis. ?

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 02:39 AM

You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that, dear -- but
If you promise you'll do
That thing I find true
Then I'll hit the drive if you'll putt.

Large Marge 01-02-2005 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that, dear -- but
If you promise you'll do
That thing I find true
Then I'll hit the drive if you'll putt.


Hey! You canged it!

Cheater, cheater, cheater!!!

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 03:09 AM

You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that, dear -- but
If you promise you'll do
That thing I find true
Then I'll hit the drive if you'll putt.

>Hey! You canged it!
>Cheater, cheater, cheater!!!<

Now Marge, I improved it by making
The syllables right you had faking
The limerick meter;
It's not I'm a cheater --
I'm fixing the things you were breaking.

Large Marge 01-02-2005 03:22 AM

Oh Marcus, you are the king
Your skills as a limericker sing
Please find my mistakes
And remove them post haste.
I'll be obliged to take you out drinking.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-02-2005 06:31 AM

In some sleazier works of fiction
You may come across a description

Large Marge 01-02-2005 08:29 AM

In some sleazier works of fiction
You may come across a description
of a moment of sin
whose plot is so thin


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