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brightpearl 05-12-2007 05:20 AM

*goes to get TIP out of the alley*
Oh, I am going to kill CJ. *$#&^&*$ practical joker.

Up you get, love. No no, nothing wrong...it's just Earth Hug Day again dear. That's right, time to go home.

*bit of a trek*
*swims very far*
*bit of a trek*

No you may not have a glass of Nestle Quik.
You really do need new socks.

I'll bring you some menudo tomorrow.

craig johnston 05-12-2007 06:42 AM

huh? what am i supposed to have done now?

:confused:

brightpearl 05-12-2007 07:31 AM

^^Veruki said that you gave TIP milk and I found him in the alley. (edit: scroll up)
:D

Hmmm...perhaps she was shifting the blame? :rolleyes:
All apologies for doubting your good nature.
*bow*
;)

Veruki 05-12-2007 10:20 AM

Oh no, it was totally not my fault. CJ insisted we check out the sports bra next door...:p

craig johnston 05-12-2007 10:38 AM

i like to peek into a variety of bras, don't you?

Veruki 05-12-2007 10:54 AM

sure... but it's all fun and games until a nibble pokes your eye out!:rolleyes:

T.I.P. 05-12-2007 10:57 AM

i don't hold my liquor so well. Maybe i should hang out in a training bra next time.

craig johnston 05-12-2007 10:58 AM

you've been nibblenobbled!

good job we weren't playing darts.

brightpearl 05-14-2007 06:12 AM

^^I would pay good money to see TIP in a training bra.

I gotta lay off the Shirley Temples, though. I've had a heck of a hangover all weekend.

Why are you laughing?!? Grenadine gives me a migraine.

craig johnston 05-14-2007 10:54 AM

sorry, i meant drats.

:o

brightpearl 05-14-2007 08:34 PM

Knew I'd seen the braman before.

brightpearl 05-18-2007 08:42 AM

Drat, I can never remember what the door looks like.

No...

No...

No...

Ummmmm???....This one's almost right, isnt' it? But no...


Someone tell me which one it is!!

craig johnston 05-18-2007 08:45 AM

definitely the last one. i've often rested my
head on those steps. you can see where it's
worn away.

:o

Tunesmith 05-18-2007 09:03 AM

brightpearl: that's because it usually looks like this:



:D

Hyakujo's Fox 05-18-2007 09:03 AM

Can I peak too early yet?

Hyakujo's Fox 05-18-2007 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston (Post 344610)
i've often rested my
head on those steps. you can see where it's
worn away.

:o


T.I.P. 05-18-2007 10:29 AM

:eek: :D

brightpearl 05-18-2007 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunesmith (Post 344612)
brightpearl: that's because it usually looks like this:



:D

Nu-uh!! I'm usually the designated driver! I just come for the company, and I like the pretzels the braman keeps around.

brightpearl 05-18-2007 11:58 AM

Those are the BACK steps you rest your head on, CJ.

Ah, here it is:


But all the stools are already taken!

Veruki 05-18-2007 12:03 PM

whoa is it friday already??:confused: That was fast! I'm still trying to get over last friday ;)

Tunesmith 05-18-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 344624)
Nu-uh!! I'm usually the designated driver! I just come for the company, and I like the pretzels the braman keeps around.

Suuuure, brightpearl.

I think you forgot that little shot-drinking contest we had last week :rolleyes:

brightpearl 05-18-2007 01:56 PM

^^You are underaged, dear, and clearly you were tipsy enough (no offense to TIP) to have mistaken who was buying you shots. If I figure out who it was, there'll be hell to pay.
:D
Here sweetie, have a Beach Blanket Bingo. It's like a Foaming Dragon, except that the name does even more to emphasize that you are under 21.

Veruki 05-18-2007 03:27 PM

It's been a slow day...

brightpearl 05-18-2007 03:32 PM

Science is at its best when it's drunk.

Good one, Veruki.

craig johnston 05-18-2007 04:32 PM

what you havin' pearly?

:)

Tunesmith 05-18-2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 344638)
Here sweetie, have a Beach Blanket Bingo. It's like a Foaming Dragon, except that the name does even more to emphasize that you are under 21.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm Jessica Miller, perky 24-year old.


T.I.P. 05-18-2007 05:50 PM

Avhast ! Aarrrrrrhhgg !

How long does it take for a man to get some ales in this bra ?
And wenches ! Bring me your best wenches....

Frieda 05-18-2007 06:01 PM

^ you've got prasley in your teeth

Veruki 05-18-2007 06:09 PM

TIP I'd like you to meet Cloe, the bra wench...

I think you should forget about the ale though...;)

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 06:10 PM

why thra's a fine lass if I've ever laid eyes on one !
i shall remove this seaweed from betweenst my teethes immediately.

* glug glug glug *

what will you both be having ?

brightpearl 05-18-2007 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston (Post 344657)
what you havin' pearly?

:)

You know what? A Virgin Mary. Unspiked, please. Thank you for asking.
And a bowl of limes. I like to eat them plain when it's hot outside.

Here's your Roy Rogers, Jessica Miller. I did warn you what would happen if you hung out too much in the girlie thread. What's done is done, though. You should really think about waxing that upper lip.

And who let TIP have a sip of their beer? You *know* it makes him think he's a pirate. It's going to be ages before it wears off, and if we don't say "arrgh" after every sentence we say to him, he's going to pretend not to understand our accents.

Need I remind you all that if he mixes beer and pina coladas, he spends the rest of the evening sobbing in the corner about what he should have done at Waterloo?

Lord, I hope he doesn't run out of Altoids.

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 06:18 PM

aarrgh !

Can it be pearly, the rarest pearl and finest wench of the seven seas ?

Have ye a seat !

Let us toast, and make merry ! :D

brightpearl 05-18-2007 06:19 PM

Yar, it's me, and don't think I can't read lips, ye scurvy bilge rat.

PS I like my toast with jam, please.

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 06:22 PM

AAARrggh ! The ship is rocking !


brightpearl 05-18-2007 06:24 PM

Oh, Lord, I was afraid of this. Here, have an Altoid. You'll be back to normal in no time, sweetie.

*oh, I almost forgot*
Arrrr.

brightpearl 05-18-2007 06:30 PM

Thanks for the toast, love. I'm stepping out for a bit of fresh air.

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 06:31 PM

nossnesnse ! i dnat flee a thnig.. marr ales, bratender !

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veruki (Post 344663)
TIP I'd like you to meet Cloe, the bra wench...
I think you should forget about the ale though...;)

veruki i cannot view your video using my presonal home computer that seems to erfuse all youtubing tonight. Can you describe it to me in the most visual manner possible so that I may enjoy it fully ?

Frieda 05-18-2007 06:50 PM

^ you have prasley in your teeth again

brightpearl 05-18-2007 07:02 PM

Ah, much better.

Veruki's video is approximately 100 specially trained feather-footed chickens doing synchronized swimming in a koi pond as a teeth-baring labrador looks on. The labrador's collar has a small charm on it that appears to be a Lois XV gilt chaise lounge. One of the chickens is wearing a very small reproduction of Josephine Baker's banana dance costume. Near the end, a Welsh chambermaid comes out and shoos off all the chickens with a dustmop. Then the labrador opens a beer with its teeth and proceeds to get schnockered. That's pretty much it.

edit for comprehension: ARrrrr.


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