I only like to stay at fancy hotels that specifically offer C O L O R TV . Makes me feel special.

Maybe some HBO if I wanna spend the big bucks.

That took awhile didn't it? hehee ;)

all i have is time :(

you left out the U

for daver
 

I'd never leave U out Chuckie! :p

freaking superfluous U's.... you british need to stop trying to ruin our language

ze's request made me laugh so hard coworkers wanted to know what was up.

How to spot a rich guy:



I say it is not always about the money:

Not suitable for work.

While on a search for something unrelated, I found an un-indexed pic folder full of wonderful, and not so wonderful political images.

A few:







uhh...one more: Cuz I don't know the 4 equivalant of "few".

simpsons


snowball vs. santa's little helper

I forgot about this photo. :)

LOL. I have that one saved. Look how happy Milosajlkdsjlidongcnvic looks.

It's HIS Oscar don'tchyaknow? ;)

*gigglesnorts*

excerpted with permission
 

g.w. bush trying to grasp the word sovereign.

My 8 yr old said, "Mom can a person be related to an animal? Cause I can spread my toes really far apart."

14yr son, "Well sure, our dad's an ASS isn't he?" :D

My Weenie's all twisted and bent
to whom in the fark was it lent?
Well, the groceries got stuck
In the door of my truck
while reviewing the Penthouse you sent!

by Aud, Coffee, and Rune

I love this guy... his whole site/blog entries are a riot :)

Teaching Sunday school to 4-6 year olds today (an act with which there is something so fundamentally wrong that it boggles the mind, truly), I was trying to explain how to do the craft I'd brought, a foamie badge you could put together with glue that said, "#1." A little boy I know fairly well, which doesn't mean he's any more tolerable than most of them, asked, "Why are we doing this badge?" The lesson in the curriculum was about forgiveness. I scrambled for something to make my poorly thought out choice (I'd thought mostly about how everyone in the class would be able to do it) meaningful. "MMmmmmrrrm well," I said, "When you are able to forgive, I imagine you'd be #1 in God's eye."

"And if I don't, what then? Am I #2?"

Boys.

Ha ha ha ha!

No one's had anything to laugh about in three whole days?!

Let us remedy that right away!

I totally needed that.

found nemo!
 

haha!!

*wipes tea from the screen*

thanks smarty :)

the things you hear at work:
patient yelling from his room "everyone come in here" the nurse rushes in. to see him watching tv. he points to the screen. "its martha stewart...i thought you could learn a few things from her"

the satire by Douglas McGrath with photo composites by Micheal Elins in the September issue of Vanity Fair, page 332

the rapscalicious logo :cool:

AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

They kill babies and they are floppy....AAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :D :D

my super's response to coming over and fixing my toilet "WHAT DID YOU PUT DOWN THERE"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the charger???

you have a toilet in your cubicle?