hahahahahahaahahhahahahah
:D :D


one bloody mary, extra horseradish please. I skipped lunch and I'm in need of nutrients.

Somebody licked all the cheese off of it.

In general I agree with Mr. Teeny Ham about the relative importance of snacks.

dunno about the rum punch, but I can't find my damn waitress with a geiger counter.

yeah I'm afraid if i let go of that bottle I'm gunna slide right off the table

(edit: re: Lukku's Tom Waits clip) That is the most wonderful thing I've seen in a long, long time. :D
It's amazing that he sounded like that when he was so young, too. Wonders of cigarettes.

Fountains of Wayne has a song called Halley's Waitress:
Halley's waitress
never comes around
She's hiding in the kitchen
She's nowhere to be found
I just want some coffee
Is that too much to ask?
Halley's waitress
is not up to the task

And when she finally appears
It's like she's been away for years

It's been so long
So long
Darling don't you know
We miss you when you're gone

Halley's waitress
Has vanished once again
She's talking to her agent
She's calling all her friends
Forget about the coffee
I'll just take a check
Halley's waitress
You know you'll get yours yet

I see, no prob. Hey if you try to keep balance a little while longer we might prop you up with a heap of empty bottles!

S'okay, Hfox. Just tighten your nictating membrane a millisecond before you hit the floor.

fill up my glass bratender. some portuguese red wine or other.
cheers!

:)

I'll have a Pepto shot.


*yecchhh* Lemmee suck the lime.


I need aspirin.

There ya go!

Braman - hit me!

pearly, you need some of this

mix 1 tbsp with a glass of water and a tsp of honey!

just don't bathe in it. vinegar dissolves pearls :eek:

you've got mud on your boots again jack.
never mind, you can just wipe them on h.fox,
he's lying by the door.

:)

Thanx Craig - I worried that the braman would yell at me again about the manure on my boots. Damn stuff's hard to scrape off you know!

ooh i know. let's not get into that again.
have you cleaned your fingernails this time?

ummm uh ya!!! ;) Ok - now for that drink!!!