My little Italian grandmother turns 82 on Friday:

Me: Well, I appreciate the money, but don't send that much! Maybe just half?
PeefNonna: Half! You can't get anything for that! I'm sendin' all of it, then you will be able to have a cushion, do what you want w/it.
Me: Well, if you send that much, that's my Christmas gift, then. No more.
PeefNonna: But I already made out the Christmas cards yesterday!
Me: Well, ok. You can send it.
PeefNonna: Yes, that way you'll have it if something comes up.
Me: Yeah, I do have a birthday this week...
PeefNonna: Ok.

*thinks about it*

PeefNonna: *LOUD GASP* DON'T YOU DARE! That money is for you!
Me: *chuckling* Ok. I promise.



**** her! I'm sending her flowers with half that money she is sending me. Big yellow roses, her favorite. :) Either that, or what my flower shop does is, I give them an amount, and tell them to make a big beautiful bouquet out of whatever they've got lying around the shop, make it $X worth. That way it's a different bouquet every time and not some cookie cutter FTD bouquet. My stepmother loves them.

Aw, I had a nonna too !

Hi, Ambo -- long time no see!

Okay, here was my giggle for the day:

Good for you girl. :)

"Science, unlike theology, never leads to insanity."

Except of course for all those "mad scientists" running amok out there... :D

hahahahahhahahahaha I LOVE THAT EPISODE!
"He-hello Sally? Hey hey its Peter Griffin ... yeah thats right senior prom yeah its been a while yeah. So ahh listen, I just found out I'm retarded, I'm calling to let you know, ahh you might to get yourself tested. .... Hello?"

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by a chip monk.









Hi Sparticle !
Oh Dinz :rolleyes:

HAHAHA!!

"To women, this movie is akin to a deep-fried chocolate dildo."

OK - who said that and what was the movie?

fox said it and he's always right. it's annoying
and boring, but true.
:rolleyes:

Wouldn't you like to know.

see what i mean?
Freddie flintoooooooofffffffffff!
:)

:)