"...and do I get a percentage for referrals?"

"With THAT little thing?"

Smarty wins!

....and the answer was "If you're going to do then I will too" that fixed him but good:D

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the
bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider
this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

desperately looking for things to make me laugh...found this:

rednecks palm pilot

Obviously this was written by someone who never met any cute boys in San Francisco. ;)

Dearest ****,

I promise never to call you a skank in front of the partners again.

Fondly yours,

****

everybody's called **** in your workplace?

:confused:

****s R Us

^^^

what he said and yes