a moment please, while i heft my watch into view...

^^ You need some ginormous, unambiguously testicular earrings to go with that macho watch.


I made myself a new necklace.

That's not me wearing it, btw. It's my friend Manniquetta.
But I need an outfit that would do it justice. Nothing too fancy -- that might detract from its natural je ne sais quois.

here ya go...

but you're gonna need some new shoes now. the others don't match, and we can't have that.

Oooh, ooh, these!!

I was thinking of something more along the lines of these:

^ the shoes of a true "femme fatale"

Okay, the punning is just getting way out of hand around here.

I found this awesome bargello pillow

But I can't think of what kind of couch would do it justice.

here, try it with this sofa:




i hope everyone likes my new outfit. i can't help thinking it's missing something, though. any suggestions?

you're missing me, as your date for the black-and-white ball. here's my new outfit:

I'd wear those.

May I go, too? I just need the perfect wrap to cover my chilly midriff.

Nevermind; TIP is going to loan me his pimp coat.
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I need something to go with my bubblewrap pants.


....although, they seem to stand on their own pretty well.

smile optional:)

perhaps something can be done in the hair department. or possibly the beard area.





mayhaps someone can suggest a handbag or shoes to go with my fabuloso new hat.