you are now trying to recall exactly what happened yesterday.

you are putting now off until tomorrow

you are now trying to make people laugh again.

yyou are now screaming because of the hot coffee scalding your jewels.

you are now wondering if the epoxy has set up yet

you are now all wonky

you are now reminding someone of your phone number, because she didn't write it down before...

you are now admiring gleaming white freshly wet-sanded fiberglass gel coat...while dreading hours of machine compounding, then machine polishing, then hand waxing.

you are now uninspired

you are now under the globally inspiring spell of my tiny princessness.

you are now about to take a shower

you are now worn out and completely splattered with rubbing compound, and half done....groan.

you are now a fish in vegetable oil

you are now recklessly putting our lives in danger

You are now being given a reprieve from yourself.