You Are now, so enjoy it while you can.

you are now enjoying the salt on a ripe avocado

you are now one with your armchair

You are now crumpling up another worthless lottery ticket.

you are now spiraling out of control

you are now available in the ultra long lasting GIANT 17oz bottle!

you are now available in cherry flavor

you are now experiencing turbulence

you are now going back into remission

you are now lying in bed after a shower and hoping your hair will dry into a weird shape so you can impress zero with it

you are now chanting this mantra:

ga te ga te pa ra ga te pa ra sam ga te bo dhi sva ha

you are now the mayor of this here town

you are now free to go.

you are now too big for your boots

you are now sending mixed messages

you are now inexplicably attracted to me

you are now removing your paper mask

you are now waiting half and hour to let your food digest before you can go in swimming.

you are now about to sneeze

You are now regretting that extra helping of dessert.

You are now waking up without remembering what happened.

you are now waiting 24 hours to apply another coat

you are now refilling your prescription

you are now hooked on phonics

You are now just on the verge of a fantastic orgasm.

you are now realizing how sweaty you are

you are now repeating yourself

you are now repeating yourself.

You are now what your parents warned you about.

you are now inhaling cigarette smoke

You are now wondering what I look like.

You are now considering a 7th trip to the bathroom.

you are now counting syllables

You are now wondering what a "splanchnic" really is.

And you are now wondering "and where can I get one?"

Like me, you are now wishing you'd paid more attention to those internet ads for splanchnic enhancement.

You are now regretting deleting the contents of your junk mail folder.

You are now wishing you hadn't thrown that rubber band away.

You are now about as good as you are going to get.

you are now lying on your back on a camp bench in a warehouse listening to erland oye and having your elbow licked by a ginger-spotted white dog