you are now beginning to realise why you never get any "look, Marcus" messages

You are now suffering from a sinus headache at work.

you are now taking a short cut through the big woods

You are now thinking "Here comes Little Red Riding Hood!"

You are now going to celebrate with your students, even though there is nothing to celebrate.

you are now thinking Sprint might be the better choice

You are now thinking if Ver-lie-zone was the other choice, then Sprint is most definitely a better choice.

you are now going to brush your teeth

you are now going to vacuum and then take a shower

You are now promising yourself that next time your internet goes down, you will check if the modem is on before you call the company

you are now feeling too sad to fool around on the message board.

You are now feeling empathy

you are now wondering how ironicgoose managed this month to join a board that has been, as far as I know, closed to new members since 2008...

You are now wondering whether you should tell Lukku that Ironicgoose has already answered this question by saying that he wrote to Ze and asked to join, and Ze sent him a password by email.

you are now admitting that you don't monitor all the threads in this board very closely at all :p