pearly, you couldn't kill a thread if you tried.

:rolleyes:

^ good candidate

fart oo interesting

Dangit, I thought I had done it with that last one of mine. I've been smug about it for weeks...

i thought i would say something but changed my mind

So how's the "For Future Reference" thread?

Seems i need to start buying larger diapers now.:o

I'm really upset and angry and apprehensive and I just want to sit here in the thread killers thread and wig out for a while, thank you.

f u cuk in ng d e ad

nice try!! don't think much could kill a threat around here now that J. T. is hiding.

Great grandma's tattoo: 'Do Not Resuscitate'
80-year-old woman wants no mistake if she's ever incapacitated

A great grandmother wants to make it absolutely clear where she stands should she ever become incapacitated.

Thus, at age 80, Mary Wohlford of Decorah, Iowa, has had the phrase "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" tattooed on her chest.

"People might think I'm crazy, but that's OK," Wohlford told the Des Moines Register. "Sometimes the nuttiest ideas are the most advanced."

If Terri Schiavo had a "Do Not Resuscitate" tattoo, Wohlford said, "then her husband could have said, 'See, it's right here. This is what she wanted.' But she verbalized it, so they had this big rigmarole."

While she admits some might find her tattoo amusing, she says her motive is serious, hoping people consider what might happen if their personal wishes on living or dying are not clear.

"This is a modern day and age," she said. "You have to advance with the times. We never even had a living will 20 years ago. Now I think we've got to go to the next step."

In addition to the placard on her chest, Wohlford has a more binding document in a prominent place. She has signed a living will and has hung it on the side of her refrigerator.

worth a try... :rolleyes:

I'm merging the Thread Killers/image association threads just for this moment. it's too good a chance to pass up:

killer salad

"do not" rescuscitate

"ha"

Do Not Resusciate Politicans
 

Of course, you are free to insert the political team or candidate of your choice...




BTW - Brightpearl, the frog is brilliant. And Tunesmith's pigs are divine.

now ^that's ruthless

^right.

noun
chiefly epiphytic tropical ferns with free veins bearing sori


OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA LOOK UP EPIPHYTIC AND SORI.

Fark...and it was working soooo well in the Dictionary thread. Thought it would finally put this thread to rest.:(

not a chance, javaboy

'Tis the season

noooooooo

^ nice streak pearly :)




"I'm going to kill this thread if it's the last thing I do"

I'm rooting for you T.I.P.

Really.

Truly.

Seriously.

You CAN do it.

why thank you what a kind thought

T.I.P. sweetie, what Coffee means is that you should step aside and let someone with some real experience at killing threads try to do the job.

But it's not going to happen because I like to come here whenever I feel like being myself and boost my post count for fun, and talk about words like phlebodium and other things.

I like to think of it as my own personal thread.