That is truly horrifying.

A young Professor Quirrell??

I feel that this thread is just too important to languish.

Ah yes, a thing Not to Crochet.

oh my!

That is just awful.

Sometimes I just "Crop Dust" You are all welcome.

Is it still "crop dusting" if you're rolling by in your office chair?

First post of 2016!

i MISS ZERO

I am totally going to win this.

You will Pearly, you will...someday, maybe. You'll glance around the empty clearing/building/street/forum/town square and scream "I did it! I killed the thread/bread, and now I'm the last one aliiiiiive!"
From a misty distance though
you shall hear the faint ghostly sound of my
slow.. golf... clap. My eerie voice floats through the otherwise empty space ....and my typed words float over an empty comment box: "Good job, Brightpearl. I knew you could do it! Now give it a rub!"
That's right.
Let's make a solemn deal.
Whomever amongst us dies first,
armed with the unfortunate's password, we are solemnly charged with the sacred task of killing this thread for them from beyond the grave.I'll put it in my will just to make sure.
But in the meantime, you go girl! I'm proud of you.

Oh, and for your viswing pleasure:
https://youtu.be/zsG1oEp0UHA
(#7 - "Be freaky in bed")

Dammit. It had been weeks! I really thought I had you.

Donee

Crap, topcat screwed up my run at a year.

You are such a dreamer. That's why we love you.

I miss MoJoRiSin...

It's kinda weird to not be able like something.