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dddrum 10-19-2006 12:54 AM

I knew that he knew that I knew
that I know that he knows that I do
But to get right down to it
When did he know I knew it

ambo 10-19-2006 01:24 AM

I knew that he knew that I knew
that I know that he knows that I do
But to get right down to it
When did he know I knew it
For that, I haven't a clue

LeahDear 10-20-2006 11:58 AM

This Friday is dragging by slow

ambo 10-20-2006 12:56 PM

This Friday is dragging by slow
But when it's gone, I'll ask "where'd it go?"

Zatoichi 10-20-2006 12:57 PM

This Friday is dragging by slow
But when it's gone, I'll ask "where'd it go?"
The laundry's not done
The errands aren't run

ambo 10-20-2006 01:11 PM

This Friday is dragging by slow
But when it's gone, I'll ask "where'd it go?"
The laundry's not done
The errands aren't run
And I'm still on my third cup of joe

Coffee 10-22-2006 03:12 PM

Saturday came and it went

ambo 10-22-2006 04:20 PM

Saturday came and it went
Now the weekend is just about spent

Coffee 10-22-2006 10:59 PM

Saturday came and it went
Now the weekend is just about spent
just a few hours left

LeahDear 10-23-2006 06:32 AM

Saturday came and it went
Now the weekend is just about spent
just a few hours left
which leaves me bereft

ambo 10-23-2006 01:27 PM

Saturday came and it went
Now the weekend is just about spent
just a few hours left
which leaves me bereft
Because Monday I have to pay rent

dddrum 10-23-2006 05:03 PM

Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud

ambo 10-23-2006 05:29 PM

Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Has closed around me like a shroud

Coffee 10-23-2006 10:20 PM

Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Has closed around me like a shroud.
Those zombies at work

Audreyvgs 10-24-2006 12:48 PM

Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Has closed around me like a shroud.
Those zombies at work
just hover and lurk

dddrum 10-24-2006 01:43 PM

Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Has closed around me like a shroud.
Those zombies at work
just hover and lurk
I can't wait four days to get plowed!

LeahDear 10-26-2006 06:34 PM

There once was a girl called ms. mills

ambo 10-26-2006 07:01 PM

There once was a girl called ms. mills
Who spent her days popping blue pills

Coffee 10-26-2006 08:01 PM

There once was a girl called ms. mills
Who spent her days popping blue pills
She dreamed life was gay

LeahDear 10-26-2006 09:12 PM

There once was a girl called ms. mills
Who spent her days popping blue pills
She dreamed life was gay
til that fateful day

Audreyvgs 10-27-2006 04:55 PM

There once was a girl called ms. mills
Who spent her days popping blue pills
She dreamed life was gay
til that fateful day
Her John took back the Ringo in a war of wills.

LeahDear 10-28-2006 11:04 AM

Location, they say, is the key

ambo 10-28-2006 12:44 PM

Location, they say, is the key
Which bodes well for homes by the sea

LeahDear 10-28-2006 12:54 PM

Location, they say, is the key
Which bodes well for homes by the sea
but when the monsoon

ambo 10-28-2006 01:02 PM

Location, they say, is the key
Which bodes well for homes by the sea
but when the monsoon
destroys your pontoon

LeahDear 10-28-2006 01:07 PM

Location, they say, is the key
Which bodes well for homes by the sea
but when the monsoon
destroys your pontoon
You'll be left with a bed on the quay

ambo 10-29-2006 11:51 PM

Before I can tell you my story

zenbabe 10-30-2006 01:39 AM

Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory

ambo 10-30-2006 01:46 AM

Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
It begins in the dark

dddrum 10-30-2006 03:03 AM

Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
It begins in the dark
Has bears, wolves, and a shark

Hyakujo's Fox 10-30-2006 10:11 AM

Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
It begins in the dark
Has bears, wolves, and a shark
Plus an eel who will sing "That's A Moray"

Marcus Bales 10-30-2006 10:27 AM

While keeping his teeth out of sight

ambo 10-30-2006 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
It begins in the dark
Has bears, wolves, and a shark
Plus an eel who will sing "That's A Moray"

OMFG!!!!
*applause*

Zatoichi 10-31-2006 04:35 PM

While keeping his teeth out of sight
The shark contemplated a bite

dddrum 10-31-2006 07:15 PM

While keeping his teeth out of sight
The shark contemplated a bite
He'd readied his dentures
For bloody adventures

Audreyvgs 11-02-2006 02:25 AM

While keeping his teeth out of sight
The shark contemplated a bite
He'd readied his dentures
For bloody adventures
all six rows of em, polished and white

Marcus Bales 11-02-2006 08:37 AM

I wish you were still here with me

ambo 11-02-2006 01:23 PM

I wish you were still here with me
Though I know why you needed to flee

Marcus Bales 11-04-2006 08:23 AM

I wish you were still here with me
Though I know why you needed to flee
But now I am rich

ambo 11-04-2006 01:44 PM

I wish you were still here with me
Though I know why you needed to flee
But now I am rich
I scratch my own itch


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