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Audreyvgs 11-05-2006 01:40 AM

I wish you were still here with me
Though I know why you needed to flee
But now I am rich
I scratch my own itch
and that way i get it for free

Marcus Bales 11-05-2006 08:38 AM

Too busy to stop and smell roses?

Zatoichi 11-05-2006 08:13 PM

Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Buy beauty in small measured doses?

Marcus Bales 11-06-2006 09:14 AM

Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Buy beauty in small measured doses?
I've got what you need

12"razormix 11-06-2006 09:21 AM

Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Buy beauty in small measured doses?
I've got what you need
It's tiny indeed

trisherina 11-06-2006 10:09 AM

Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Buy beauty in small measured doses?
I've got what you need
It's tiny indeed
As prescribed, and our shop never closes.

Marcus Bales 11-06-2006 10:55 AM

Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?

TulsaGuy 11-06-2006 01:27 PM

Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
The forecast is rain, snow, and sleet.

ambo 11-06-2006 02:08 PM

Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
The forecast is rain, snow, and sleet.
Where are my damn mittens?

Audreyvgs 11-08-2006 12:29 PM

Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
The forecast is rain, snow, and sleet.
Where are my damn mittens?
i'll just strap on some kittens

ambo 11-08-2006 01:38 PM

Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
The forecast is rain, snow, and sleet.
Where are my damn mittens?
i'll just strap on some kittens
And puppies for my blue feet

TulsaGuy 11-09-2006 12:37 AM

'Pub Thumping
 
:D

The Republicans took quite a thumpin'

Audreyvgs 11-09-2006 02:45 AM

I think you should check out my shop
Im sellin here, dont make me stop!
My sig is my life!
its just like my wife!
I married it, now i can't swap!

zenbabe 11-09-2006 08:45 PM

The Republicans took quite a thumpin'
The Dem's are so happy their humpin'

Audreyvgs 11-09-2006 09:23 PM

The Republicans took quite a thumpin'
The Dem's are so happy their humpin'
they better look back
cause here comes Iraq
Next election, they might get a rumpin!

Hyakujo's Fox 11-10-2006 01:30 AM

Some Mormons turned up at my door

ambo 11-10-2006 04:08 AM

Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor

Audreyvgs 11-11-2006 04:25 AM

Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped

ambo 11-11-2006 03:43 PM

Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped
becoming tight-lipped

Audreyvgs 11-12-2006 04:31 PM

Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped
becoming tight-lipped
in discovering my life as a whore

Brynn 11-13-2006 08:27 PM

A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text

zenbabe 11-13-2006 10:20 PM

A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare

Audreyvgs 11-15-2006 10:13 AM

A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare
which made him aware

12"razormix 11-15-2006 10:17 AM

A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare
which made him aware
alas I was naked and vext

ambo 11-15-2006 01:25 PM

The Christians were close on his heels

Zatoichi 11-15-2006 04:28 PM

The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"

Audreyvgs 11-16-2006 02:44 AM

The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy

ambo 11-16-2006 03:08 AM

The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy
I cried "holy moley"

Marcus Bales 11-16-2006 10:48 AM

The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy
I cried "holy moley"
Which was lost as the Christians all squealed.

Zatoichi 11-16-2006 11:29 AM

The krishnas who followed were fun

Brynn 11-16-2006 02:31 PM

The krishnas who followed were fun
As they danced up and down in the sun
But the Atheists were pissed
As usual, and dissed
how much worship and prancing was done.

Marcus Bales 11-17-2006 10:22 AM

The rice chex I'm eating are stale

dddrum 11-17-2006 01:17 PM

The rice chex I'm eating are stale
But of shredded wheat, I've had a bale

ambo 11-17-2006 02:11 PM

The rice chex I'm eating are stale
But of shredded wheat, I've had a bale
Next week, I'll buy Trix

dddrum 11-17-2006 02:49 PM

The rice chex I'm eating are stale
But of shredded wheat, I've had a bale
Next week, I'll buy Trix
'Cause a quick sugar fix

Marcus Bales 11-18-2006 10:26 AM

The rice chex I'm eating are stale
But of shredded wheat, I've had a bale
Next week, I'll buy Trix
'Cause a quick sugar fix
And my tongue reads the Trix Code in Braille.

Zatoichi 11-18-2006 01:14 PM

Hot porrige on a cold winter's morn

Brynn 11-18-2006 01:31 PM

Hot porrige on a cold winter's morn
Tastes so good when my spirit feels torn

zenbabe 11-18-2006 03:23 PM

Hot porrige on a cold winter's morn
Tastes so good when my spirit feels torn
add some brown sugar and butter

Brynn 11-19-2006 09:40 PM

Hot porridge on a cold winter's morn
Tastes so good when my spirit feels torn
add some brown sugar and butter
til my heart starts to flutter
and the world won't feel quite so forlorn


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