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nycwriters 06-19-2003 02:55 AM

1. We sleep when we damn well want to
2. There's nothing you can say or do
3. When dreams take their toll
4. Like the one of you frenching Bob Dole
5. Flabby protests but it was really his due

RuneT 06-19-2003 04:08 AM

1. Sombody pass the coffee

dickieC 06-19-2003 05:01 AM

1. Sombody pass the coffee
2. I'm kicking the habit of toffee

RuneT 06-19-2003 05:03 AM

1. Sombody pass the coffee
2. I'm kicking the habit of toffee
3. Tonight was rough

dickieC 06-19-2003 05:05 AM

1. Sombody pass the coffee
2. I'm kicking the habit of toffee
3. Tonight was rough
4. Fudge wasn't enough

RuneT 06-19-2003 05:15 AM

1. Sombody pass the coffee
2. I'm kicking the habit of toffee
3. Tonight was rough
4. Fudge wasn't enough
5. Who would have known that the bus driver liked me?

chuckie egg 06-19-2003 07:56 AM

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..

RuneT 06-19-2003 07:59 AM

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..
2. Wishing that Freddy Mercury would still have been..

Frieda 06-19-2003 08:04 AM

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..
2. Wishing that Freddy Mercury would still have been..
3. I want to break free

RuneT 06-19-2003 09:36 AM

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..
2. Wishing that Freddy Mercury would still have been..
3. I want to break free
4. We will rock you

flabbygums 06-19-2003 10:19 AM

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..
2. Wishing that Freddy Mercury would still have been..
3. I want to break free
4. We will rock you
5. Now I'm inspired to put on lip stick and dress like a Marine.

lapietra 06-19-2003 03:45 PM

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard

RuneT 06-19-2003 07:11 PM

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard
2. his life is as exiting as a lump of lard

lapietra 06-19-2003 10:51 PM

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard
2. his life is as exciting as a lump of lard
3. But things will get better

ambo 06-20-2003 12:10 AM

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard
2. his life is as exciting as a lump of lard
3. But things will get better
4. Once he gets a bit wetter

moel 06-20-2003 08:50 PM

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard
2. his life is as exciting as a lump of lard
3. But things will get better
4. Once he gets a bit wetter
5. And gets a "get out of jail free" card.

lapietra 06-21-2003 02:25 AM

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey

ambo 06-21-2003 03:20 AM

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey
2. First of all, they don't smell funky

lapietra 06-21-2003 03:55 PM

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey
2. First of all, they don't smell funky
3. and they don't fling their poo

ambo 06-21-2003 11:42 PM

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey
2. First of all, they don't smell funky
3. and they don't fling their poo
4. or do tricks on cue

lapietra 06-22-2003 12:08 AM

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey
2. First of all, they don't smell funky
3. and they don't fling their poo
4. or do tricks on cue
5. and they're ever so much more pretty.

ambo 06-22-2003 12:11 AM

1. You ask me only for the time

lapietra 06-22-2003 12:18 AM

1. You ask me only for the time
2. and I offer something more sublime

ambo 06-22-2003 01:26 AM

1. You ask me only for the time
2. and I offer something more sublime
3. Come feel my touch

red 06-22-2003 07:08 PM

1. You ask me only for the time
2. and I offer something more sublime
3. Come feel my touch
4. It won't hurt too much

amanda 06-22-2003 07:28 PM

1. You ask me only for the time
2. and I offer something more sublime
3. Come feel my touch
4. It won't hurt too much
5. and only in Kentucky is it a crime.

AllegroNg 06-22-2003 10:08 PM

1. I want to say hello to summer

ambo 06-23-2003 12:45 AM

1. I want to say hello to summer
2. I'll start by renting Dumb and Dumber

flabbygums 06-23-2003 01:21 AM

1. I want to say hello to summer
2. I'll start by renting Dumb and Dumber
3. My Springtime tryst has come and gone

lapietra 06-23-2003 02:17 AM

1. I want to say hello to summer
2. I'll start by renting Dumb and Dumber
3. My Springtime tryst has come and gone
4. I'll go pick up another one

AllegroNg 06-23-2003 11:24 AM

1. I want to say hello to summer
2. I'll start by renting Dumb and Dumber
3. My Springtime tryst has come and gone
4. I'll go pick up another one
5. Best yet, I'll go see Dumb and Dumberer.
:rolleyes:

AllegroNg 06-23-2003 11:26 AM

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda

dickieC 06-23-2003 11:30 AM

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda
2. All young lads liked taking a gander

ambo 06-23-2003 12:53 PM

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda
2. All young lads liked taking a gander
3. She'd show them her dither

beckstra 06-23-2003 02:05 PM

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda
2. All young lads liked taking a gander
3. She'd show them her dither
4. Make them all wither

flabbygums 06-23-2003 02:12 PM

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda
2. All young lads liked taking a gander
3. She'd show them her dither
4. Make them all wither
5. When she'd don the costume of a giant Panda

lapietra 06-23-2003 02:40 PM

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker

ambo 06-24-2003 01:37 AM

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her

lapietra 06-24-2003 01:50 AM

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly

ambo 06-24-2003 02:04 AM

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly
4. And often quite frilly


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