1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly
4. And often quite frilly
5. then both were arrested for clawing the cop's blister

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits
5. I can still kick your ass, cause im mean!

crap

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy
5. Keep doin' that, baby.....you're gonna make me ______.

dumb?

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"
5. "I'm still alive." said the breath taker.

1. Funnin' it up fun style

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!
4. What is that I spy?

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!
4. What is that I spy?
5. A little boy, and he's got the piles!

:confused:

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far
4. They were pickling in a jar

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far
4. They were pickling in a jar
5. I was saving them for the Christmas tree.

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?
4. Monkey's butt was kahki!

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?
4. Monkey's butt was kahki!
5. And trimmed in a nice French lace

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast
4. i miss the east coast

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast
4. i miss the east coast
5. but can't wait till my ringlets have grown

1. The crowd just exploded in glee

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick
4. I wipped out my dick

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick
4. I wipped out my dick
5. And marked all of her territory

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast