1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin
4. Made in a still by his kin

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin
4. Made in a still by his kin
5. ... after two weeks his jaw started to heal

1. There once was a girl who had friends

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them
4. And even deceive them

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them
4. And even deceive them
5.Until one day it was to late for amends

1. We always sing our songs before we eat

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off
4. Our masks till we cough

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off
4. Our masks till we cough
5. All in all it's rather quite neat

1. Once upon a time in Maine

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track
4. Kept jostling my rack

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track
4. Kept jostling my rack
5. the piss in my ass,it just came...

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns
4. And As The World Turns

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns
4. And As The World Turns
5. but I just want see her shake her pelvis

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek
4. I gave him a peek

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek
4. I gave him a peek
5. And show him the open buffet.

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm
4. barefoot on the wet lawn

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm
4. barefoot on the wet lawn
5. In winter it is quite a sight

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot
4. aaaaar, thars bury'ed alot

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot
4. aaaaar, thars bury'ed alot
5. polly's soiled me shoulder with doody

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!