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RuneT 08-13-2003 09:19 AM

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean

zefrank 08-13-2003 12:22 PM

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,

ambo 08-13-2003 12:28 PM

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,
4. I'll have to get a blanket to cover it

dinzdale 08-13-2003 02:21 PM

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,
4. I'll have to get a blanket to cover it
5. 'cos some of this goop looks obscene.

ambo 08-13-2003 03:36 PM

1. She washes her hair with custard pie

AddyCat 08-13-2003 04:26 PM

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.

amanda 08-13-2003 08:54 PM

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off

AllegroNg 08-14-2003 08:20 AM

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off
4. For some reason he'd gag and cough

chuckie egg 08-14-2003 08:26 AM

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off
4. For some reason he'd gag and cough
5. Some always ends up in her eye

RuneT 08-14-2003 08:34 AM

1. This will be a lesson for you

chuckie egg 08-14-2003 08:36 AM

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo

RuneT 08-14-2003 08:38 AM

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people

chuckie egg 08-14-2003 08:44 AM

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people
4. I'm running to my steeple

RuneT 08-14-2003 08:47 AM

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people
4. I'm running to my steeple
5. Now, what are you going to do?

RuneT 08-14-2003 08:52 AM

1. Bitch, get in the car!

Frieda 08-14-2003 08:58 AM

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!

RuneT 08-14-2003 08:59 AM

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack

AddyCat 08-14-2003 11:32 AM

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack
4. and you don't give me a snack!

dinzdale 08-14-2003 02:42 PM

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack
4. and you don't give me a snack!
5. I'm driving you back to the bar.

malina 08-14-2003 04:17 PM

1. Nothing further then he uttered

ambo 08-14-2003 05:58 PM

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered

AddyCat 08-14-2003 06:45 PM

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete

AddyCat 08-14-2003 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ambo
1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot
4. aaaaar, thars bury'ed alot
5. polly's soiled me shoulder with doody

This one is truly brilliant.

Audreyvgs 08-14-2003 10:55 PM

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete
4. And his clothes were neat

ambo 08-15-2003 10:26 AM

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete
4. And his clothes were neat
5. With pure sweet cream his toast was buttered

Audreyvgs 08-15-2003 10:50 AM

1. I can't see my feet like before

AllegroNg 08-15-2003 11:15 AM

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!:)

Frieda 08-15-2003 11:20 AM

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty

AddyCat 08-15-2003 02:04 PM

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty
4. Always oogled thusly

Audreyvgs 08-15-2003 02:29 PM

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty
4. Always oogled thusly
5. It's hard now to even keep score!

AllegroNg 08-16-2003 09:26 PM

There once was a frustrated hippo

amanda 08-16-2003 09:29 PM

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo

AllegroNg 08-16-2003 09:34 PM

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together

zenbabe 08-16-2003 09:35 PM

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together
In all kinds of weather

Audreyvgs 08-16-2003 09:45 PM

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together
In all kinds of weather
to make fire at a rapider clippo

_________________________
arrrrghh!

Audreyvgs 08-18-2003 10:16 AM

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?

AddyCat 08-18-2003 12:05 PM

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes

ambo 08-18-2003 12:11 PM

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons

Tzim 08-18-2003 05:25 PM

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons
up onto the dunes

malina 08-18-2003 05:43 PM

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons
up onto the dunes
stick'em in the sand, making three wishes!


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