1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,
4. I'll have to get a blanket to cover it

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,
4. I'll have to get a blanket to cover it
5. 'cos some of this goop looks obscene.

1. She washes her hair with custard pie

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off
4. For some reason he'd gag and cough

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off
4. For some reason he'd gag and cough
5. Some always ends up in her eye

1. This will be a lesson for you

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people
4. I'm running to my steeple

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people
4. I'm running to my steeple
5. Now, what are you going to do?

1. Bitch, get in the car!

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack
4. and you don't give me a snack!

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack
4. and you don't give me a snack!
5. I'm driving you back to the bar.

1. Nothing further then he uttered

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete

This one is truly brilliant.

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete
4. And his clothes were neat

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete
4. And his clothes were neat
5. With pure sweet cream his toast was buttered

1. I can't see my feet like before

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!:)

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty
4. Always oogled thusly

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty
4. Always oogled thusly
5. It's hard now to even keep score!

There once was a frustrated hippo

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together
In all kinds of weather

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together
In all kinds of weather
to make fire at a rapider clippo

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arrrrghh!

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons
up onto the dunes

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons
up onto the dunes
stick'em in the sand, making three wishes!