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flabbygums 10-10-2003 12:29 AM

Governor Arnold can't prounounce my state

Audreyvgs 10-13-2003 11:25 AM

RESTART!

Audreyvgs 10-13-2003 11:25 AM

My dog has a tick on his ear

lapietra 10-13-2003 12:44 PM

My dog has a tick on his ear
and he's scratching at fleas on his rear

funkytuba 10-13-2003 12:50 PM

My dog has a tick on his ear
and he's scratching at fleas on his rear
he smells kind of strange


suggested next rhyme 'MANGE'

lapietra 10-13-2003 01:12 PM

My dog has a tick on his ear
and he's scratching at fleas on his rear
he smells kind of strange
'specially at close range

Audreyvgs 10-13-2003 01:19 PM

My dog has a tick on his ear
and he's scratching at fleas on his rear
he smells kind of strange
'specially at close range
and he's ugly, so 'round him I steer.

funkytuba 10-14-2003 02:51 AM

My dog is having a dream

zenbabe 10-14-2003 03:33 AM

My dog is having a dream
He is chasing that cat by the stream

chuckie egg 10-14-2003 08:56 AM

My dog is having a dream
He is chasing that cat by the stream
See, his legs kicking!

Audreyvgs 10-14-2003 09:00 AM

My dog is having a dream
He is chasing that cat by the stream
See, his legs kicking!
In the air his tongue's licking

lapietra 10-14-2003 03:09 PM

My dog is having a dream
He is chasing that cat by the stream
See, his legs kicking!
In the air his tongue's licking
and his eyes wiggling something extreme.

Audreyvgs 10-15-2003 09:34 AM

I saw your aunt Tillie today

dinzdale 10-15-2003 06:35 PM

I saw your aunt Tillie today
and as usual she gave it away

lapietra 10-15-2003 06:37 PM

I saw your aunt Tillie today
Having tea in a chi-chi cafe

funkytuba 10-16-2003 12:53 AM

I saw your aunt Tillie today
Having tea in a chi-chi cafe
She preened and she swooned
<next participant put line here>
and as usual she gave it away

flabbygums 10-16-2003 12:57 AM

nevermind

Audreyvgs 10-16-2003 12:57 AM

I saw your aunt Tillie today
Having tea in a chi-chi cafe
She preened and she swooned
tripped, fell and mooned
and as usual she gave it away

zenbabe 10-16-2003 02:32 AM

So next time you catch a fly ball

Audreyvgs 10-16-2003 07:49 AM

So next time you catch a fly ball
Lets hope its not a fan who makes the call

lapietra 10-16-2003 02:13 PM

So next time you catch a fly ball
Let's hope it's not a fan who makes the call
Keep your hands to yourself

BusyRich 10-16-2003 03:21 PM

So next time you catch a fly ball
Let's hope it's not a fan who makes the call
Keep your hands to yourself
Cos it's bad for your health

funkytuba 10-17-2003 02:52 AM

So next time you catch a fly ball
Let's hope it's not a fan who makes the call
Keep your hands to yourself
Cos it's bad for your health
when your team, 'cause of you, takes a fall

BusyRich 10-17-2003 03:21 AM

There once was a girl named LaToya

Audreyvgs 10-17-2003 09:42 AM

There once was a girl named LaToya
who lived way down there in La Hoya










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didnt you just do this one on the do-it-yourself thread?

BusyRich 10-17-2003 01:30 PM

There once was a girl named LaToya
who lived way down there in La Hoya
She had all sorts of pets

Audreyvgs 10-17-2003 01:37 PM

There once was a girl named LaToya
who lived way down there in La Hoya
She had all sorts of pets
they all wore hair nets

lapietra 10-18-2003 12:06 AM

There once was a girl named LaToya
who lived way down there in La Hoya*
She had all sorts of pets
they all wore hair nets
and critiqued all her Van Gogh and Goya.


*La Jolla (pron. "hoya") :)

rapscalious rob 10-18-2003 04:40 PM

There once was a kitty tum-tum

zenbabe 10-18-2003 08:32 PM

There once was a kitty tum-tum
Who when stray'ing would fall on her bum

Cicatrice 10-18-2003 09:37 PM

There once was a kitty tum-tum
Who when stray'ing would fall on her bum
She slipped out the door

Audreyvgs 10-19-2003 01:21 AM

There once was a kitty tum-tum
Who when stray'ing would fall on her bum
She slipped out the door
and tried to explore

lapietra 10-19-2003 03:19 PM

There once was a kitty tum-tum
Who when stray'ing would fall on her bum
She slipped out the door
and tried to explore
but to slip and to sprawl she'd succumb.

BusyRich 10-19-2003 05:36 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu

malina 10-20-2003 12:32 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu
who went to this town named Milanu

Audreyvgs 10-20-2003 12:34 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu
who went to this town named Milanu
He makes more than Wedu

malina 10-20-2003 12:47 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu
who went to this town named Milanu
He makes more than Wedu
talks in German "he du!"

dinzdale 10-20-2003 12:57 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu
who went to this town named Milanu
He makes more than Wedu
talks in German "he du!"
and plays the viola and piano

maychorian 10-20-2003 07:55 PM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun

Audreyvgs 10-20-2003 09:46 PM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June


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