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funkytuba 04-25-2004 01:04 AM

My MIL is obssessed with beetroot
as for me, I really donít give a hoot
It musn't be pickled
My fancy's not tickled
By brined up old tubers, you weak coot!

straymonk 04-25-2004 03:06 AM

A spy once found something hidden

zenbabe 04-25-2004 03:32 AM

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden

Spicy Jack 04-25-2004 03:39 AM

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand

Audreyvgs 04-25-2004 06:53 PM

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand
and shaped like a man

madasacutsnake 04-26-2004 12:30 AM

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand
and shaped like a man
It could be held or it could be ridden

Hyakujo's Fox 04-26-2004 02:01 AM

Living underneath our fair city

catbelly 04-26-2004 03:13 AM

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy

straymonk 04-26-2004 03:30 AM

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling

catbelly 04-26-2004 03:31 AM

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling
and excess ka-ching

Hyakujo's Fox 04-26-2004 04:50 AM

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling
and excess ka-ching
He stays low to avoid the publicity

Gatsby 04-26-2004 05:18 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang

Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 05:21 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang

daverbee 04-26-2004 05:58 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed

Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 06:48 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed

funkytuba 04-26-2004 08:50 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed
He must be in need of some poon tang

Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 08:53 PM

A little poon tang he has got

funkytuba 04-26-2004 08:56 PM

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught

Klynne 04-26-2004 09:30 PM

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted

Hyakujo's Fox 04-26-2004 10:13 PM

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered

catbelly 04-26-2004 11:31 PM

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered
It detached, and so all was for naught.

straymonk 04-27-2004 01:38 AM

He had a detachable penis

Audreyvgs 04-27-2004 02:11 AM

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this

Hyakujo's Fox 04-27-2004 07:47 AM

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger

daverbee 04-27-2004 10:05 AM

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger

Audreyvgs 04-27-2004 10:50 AM

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger
through which gallons of pee could he piss




:D

Spicy Jack 04-27-2004 02:40 PM

Dinz:
Quote:

I am in such good shape "down there"

Hyakujo's Fox 04-27-2004 09:44 PM

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare

lapietra 04-27-2004 09:45 PM

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews

Hyakujo's Fox 04-27-2004 10:08 PM

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news

dinzdale 04-28-2004 01:41 AM

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news
When, for charity, I shaved it bare

Klynne 04-28-2004 02:32 AM

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news
When, for charity, I shaved it bare

So, I took my "show" on the road

Audreyvgs 04-28-2004 03:50 AM

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad

daverbee 04-28-2004 01:09 PM

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano

trisherina 04-28-2004 01:29 PM

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano
I tell her, "Ti amo!"

daverbee 04-28-2004 03:27 PM

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano
I tell her, "Ti amo!"
The toad, his blessing bestowed.

lapietra 04-28-2004 04:25 PM

by popular request... well, two people anyway...
 
Breasts make everything better

Smartypants 04-28-2004 04:28 PM

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?

dinzdale 04-28-2004 04:32 PM

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet

Spicy Jack 04-28-2004 04:33 PM

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet
Playing with them's real neat


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