My MIL is obssessed with beetroot
as for me, I really don’t give a hoot
It musn't be pickled
My fancy's not tickled
By brined up old tubers, you weak coot!

A spy once found something hidden

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand
and shaped like a man

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand
and shaped like a man
It could be held or it could be ridden

Living underneath our fair city

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling
and excess ka-ching

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling
and excess ka-ching
He stays low to avoid the publicity

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed
He must be in need of some poon tang

A little poon tang he has got

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered
It detached, and so all was for naught.

He had a detachable penis

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger
through which gallons of pee could he piss




:D

Dinz:

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news
When, for charity, I shaved it bare

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news
When, for charity, I shaved it bare

So, I took my "show" on the road

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano
I tell her, "Ti amo!"

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano
I tell her, "Ti amo!"
The toad, his blessing bestowed.

by popular request... well, two people anyway...
 

Breasts make everything better

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet
Playing with them's real neat