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Hyakujo's Fox 05-29-2004 01:00 PM

A date with Hyakujo's Fox
is when opportunity knocks

madasacutsnake 05-29-2004 08:25 PM

A date with Hyakujo's Fox
is when opportunity knocks
He always makes you go dutch :-(

Audreyvgs 05-30-2004 02:55 AM

A date with Hyakujo's Fox
is when opportunity knocks
He always makes you go dutch :-(
cause food costs so much

lapietra 05-30-2004 07:06 AM

A date with Hyakujo's Fox
is when opportunity knocks
He always makes you go dutch :-(
cause food costs so much
but makes up for it with the way he [CENSORED], [CENSORED], and [CENSORED].

Willow Sylph 05-30-2004 07:10 AM

Two girls proposed to MoN

lapietra 05-30-2004 07:12 AM

Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again

Willow Sylph 05-30-2004 07:18 AM

Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again
Yet he disbelieved

Audreyvgs 05-30-2004 08:00 PM

Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again
Yet he disbelieved
because he perceived

weissenflatz 05-31-2004 08:06 AM

Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again
Yet he disbelieved
because he perceived
they were just leading him on

Willow Sylph 05-31-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by weissenflatz
Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again
Yet he disbelieved
because he perceived
they were just leading him on

Nevah!
(okay, now back to our regularly scheduled program...)

Willow Sylph 05-31-2004 05:24 PM

It's hot an I'm hungry right now

Smartypants 05-31-2004 05:44 PM

It's hot an I'm hungry right now
So famished I could eat a cow

Aphrodite 05-31-2004 08:41 PM

It's hot an I'm hungry right now
So famished I could eat a cow
But I am a vegan

Hyakujo's Fox 05-31-2004 09:52 PM

It's hot an I'm hungry right now
So famished I could eat a cow
But I am a vegan
It's plants that I'm seekin'

Audreyvgs 06-01-2004 02:36 AM

It's hot an I'm hungry right now
So famished I could eat a cow
But I am a vegan
It's plants that I'm seekin'
shaped like beef, fish and maybe some sow

madasacutsnake 06-01-2004 04:54 AM

Vegans are incredibly shapist

funkytuba 06-01-2004 05:27 AM

Vegans are incredibly shapist
and more so when also a papist

weissenflatz 06-01-2004 06:47 AM

Vegans are incredibly shapist
and more so when also a papist
starts telling them how

Hyakujo's Fox 06-01-2004 10:44 AM

Vegans are incredibly shapist
and more so when also a papist
starts telling them how
there's no holy cow

weissenflatz 06-01-2004 11:42 AM

Vegans are incredibly shapist
and more so when also a papist
starts telling them how
there's no holy cow
to be torn apart like a rapist

Klynne 06-01-2004 10:41 PM

Whilst I was off on a long vacation

funkytuba 06-02-2004 06:00 AM

Whilst I was off on a long vacation
The thread that I guard lost its station

weissenflatz 06-02-2004 07:36 AM

Whilst I was off on a long vacation
The thread that I guard lost its station
So when I came back

Coffee 06-02-2004 06:41 PM

Whilst I was off on a long vacation
The thread that I guard lost its station
So when I came back
I typed like a hack

Spicy Jack 06-02-2004 07:09 PM

Whilst I was off on a long vacation
The thread that I guard lost its station
So when I came back
I typed like a hack
And became King of Monkey Nation

lapietra 06-03-2004 05:27 AM

I really need to go to bed

Hyakujo's Fox 06-03-2004 05:34 AM

I really need to go to bed
And let some dreams into my head

lapietra 06-03-2004 05:35 AM

I really need to go to bed
And let some dreams into my head
About friends I've not met

Hyakujo's Fox 06-03-2004 06:06 AM

I really need to go to bed
And let some dreams into my head
About friends I've not met
If you don't count the net

Audreyvgs 06-03-2004 11:10 AM

I really need to go to bed
And let some dreams into my head
About friends I've not met
If you don't count the net
cause real people I know cause me dread

weissenflatz 06-03-2004 12:32 PM

there once was an eagle from Poland

Spicy Jack 06-03-2004 03:44 PM

there once was an eagle from Poland
whos eye had gone shut and was swollen

Smartypants 06-03-2004 03:55 PM

there once was an eagle from Poland
whose eye had gone shut and was swollen
which ought to prove something

Audreyvgs 06-03-2004 04:21 PM

there once was an eagle from Poland
whose eye had gone shut and was swollen
which ought to prove something
like don't eat the dumplings

Spicy Jack 06-03-2004 04:31 PM

there once was an eagle from Poland
whose eye had gone shut and was swollen
which ought to prove something
like don't eat the dumplings
that look like something from your colon

dinzdale 06-03-2004 06:25 PM

When shaving your parts for a dare

Spicy Jack 06-03-2004 06:49 PM

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there

Smartypants 06-03-2004 06:56 PM

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
Learn from Spicy's experience

dinzdale 06-03-2004 06:56 PM

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
and keep your hand steady

Spicy Jack 06-03-2004 07:07 PM

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
Learn from Spicy's experience
on how to keep your appearance


When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
and keep your hand steady
let me know when your ready


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