When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
Learn from Spicy's experience
on how to keep your appearance
so fresh, so clean and so bare



When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
and keep your hand steady
let me know when your ready
Oh look! It's so cute with no hair!

Dinzdale is losing his mind

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
Their gender won't let him unwind!

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
But Dinz is still a great find

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
and pinch him on his behind

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho
He now sips gazpacho

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho
He now sips gazpacho
wears taffeta, and waltzes to Strauss

A waltzing sock puppet went by

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy
though really quite trashy

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy
though really quite trashy
in mini skirt slit to the thigh

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy
Oh to live like King Spatny!

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy
Oh to live like King Spatny!
is such an unvictimless crime

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play
the slots night and day

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play
the slots night and day
And hopefully find a nice Milf

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay
but then the next day

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay
but then the next day
my underwear's covered with sticks

My tummy is rumbly today

My yummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:

My yummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:
that my gross flatulence
could inflate a few tents

My tummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:
that my gross flatulence
could inflate a few tents
So you'll know, downwind's that a'way.

My statements are glib and precise

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice
Though I mean what I say