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dinzdale 06-03-2004 07:22 PM

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
Learn from Spicy's experience
on how to keep your appearance
so fresh, so clean and so bare



When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
and keep your hand steady
let me know when your ready
Oh look! It's so cute with no hair!

Spicy Jack 06-03-2004 07:46 PM

Dinzdale is losing his mind

dinzdale 06-03-2004 07:47 PM

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind

Spicy Jack 06-03-2004 07:48 PM

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease

dinzdale 06-03-2004 08:09 PM

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese

Smartypants 06-03-2004 08:28 PM

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
Their gender won't let him unwind!

Spicy Jack 06-03-2004 08:31 PM

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
But Dinz is still a great find

lapietra 06-03-2004 08:35 PM

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
and pinch him on his behind

Klynne 06-03-2004 09:37 PM

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse

Hyakujo's Fox 06-03-2004 10:40 PM

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse

Smartypants 06-03-2004 10:41 PM

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho

Hyakujo's Fox 06-03-2004 10:49 PM

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho
He now sips gazpacho

Audreyvgs 06-04-2004 02:08 AM

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho
He now sips gazpacho
wears taffeta, and waltzes to Strauss

straymonk 06-04-2004 03:46 AM

A waltzing sock puppet went by

funkytuba 06-04-2004 04:13 AM

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye

dinzdale 06-04-2004 12:28 PM

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy

trisherina 06-04-2004 01:20 PM

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy
though really quite trashy

dinzdale 06-04-2004 01:42 PM

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy
though really quite trashy
in mini skirt slit to the thigh

trisherina 06-04-2004 01:49 PM

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time

dinzdale 06-04-2004 01:51 PM

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime

funkytuba 06-04-2004 02:23 PM

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy

dinzdale 06-04-2004 02:24 PM

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy
Oh to live like King Spatny!

funkytuba 06-04-2004 02:31 PM

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy
Oh to live like King Spatny!
is such an unvictimless crime

lapietra 06-04-2004 05:39 PM

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with

dinzdale 06-04-2004 05:51 PM

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph

funkytuba 06-04-2004 06:13 PM

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play

straymonk 06-05-2004 03:27 AM

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play
the slots night and day

zenbabe 06-05-2004 03:50 AM

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play
the slots night and day
And hopefully find a nice Milf

Hyakujo's Fox 06-05-2004 09:42 AM

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks

funkytuba 06-07-2004 04:57 AM

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix

deirdregurl 06-07-2004 05:10 AM

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay

weissenflatz 06-07-2004 06:28 AM

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay
but then the next day

Audreyvgs 06-07-2004 12:48 PM

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay
but then the next day
my underwear's covered with sticks

Gatsby 06-07-2004 03:49 PM

My tummy is rumbly today

dinzdale 06-07-2004 07:02 PM

My yummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:

funkytuba 06-07-2004 11:42 PM

My yummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:
that my gross flatulence
could inflate a few tents

straymonk 06-07-2004 11:44 PM

My tummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:
that my gross flatulence
could inflate a few tents
So you'll know, downwind's that a'way.

funkytuba 06-08-2004 12:12 AM

My statements are glib and precise

deirdregurl 06-08-2004 12:37 AM

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice

zenbabe 06-08-2004 01:15 AM

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice
Though I mean what I say


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