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weissenflatz 06-17-2004 01:39 PM

There once was a landlord from Dallas
Who loved to show tenants his phallus
at once they would pay

Klynne 06-17-2004 08:33 PM

There once was a landlord from Dallas
Who loved to show tenants his phallus
at once they would pay
to make it go away

funkytuba 06-17-2004 08:43 PM

There once was a landlord from Dallas
Who loved to show tenants his phallus
at once they would pay
to make it go away
and now Dinz is alone in his palace

Klynne 06-17-2004 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkytuba
There once was a landlord from Dallas
Who loved to show tenants his phallus
at once they would pay
to make it go away
and now Dinz is alone in his palace

hahaha

Hyakujo's Fox 06-17-2004 10:37 PM

When Dinz is sitting on his throne

Klynne 06-17-2004 10:46 PM

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone

Smartypants 06-18-2004 01:05 AM

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone
With Sears' catalog

Klynne 06-18-2004 02:07 AM

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone
With Sears' catalog

ambo 06-19-2004 02:27 PM

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone
With Sears' catalog
And a pitcher of grog

Smartypants 06-19-2004 03:00 PM

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone
With Sears' catalog
And a pitcher of grog
From his manties he pulls out his bone.

straymonk 06-20-2004 06:02 AM

Tight manties can cut circulation

Hyakujo's Fox 06-20-2004 11:58 AM

Tight manties can cut circulation
And result in emasculation

lapietra 06-21-2004 08:52 PM

Tight manties can cut circulation
And result in emasculation
Boxer briefs are much nicer

Hyakujo's Fox 06-22-2004 02:40 AM

Tight manties can cut circulation
And result in emasculation
Boxer briefs are much nicer
and might just entice 'er

lapietra 06-22-2004 08:54 PM

Tight manties can cut circulation
And result in emasculation
Boxer briefs are much nicer
and might just entice 'er
to indulge in naughty temptation

Hyakujo's Fox 06-23-2004 03:24 AM

While sailing solo around the world

weissenflatz 06-25-2004 10:04 AM

While sailing solo around the world
out of my dingy I was hurled

Hyakujo's Fox 06-25-2004 11:44 AM

While sailing solo around the world
out of my dingy I was hurled
I washed up in Tahiti

Audreyvgs 06-25-2004 01:23 PM

While sailing solo around the world
out of my dingy I was hurled
I washed up in Tahiti
and found a new sweetie

Spicy Jack 06-25-2004 03:04 PM

While sailing solo around the world
out of my dingy I was hurled
I washed up in Tahiti
and found a new sweetie
and right there my big mast unfurled

:D

funkytuba 06-25-2004 06:20 PM

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs

Spicy Jack 06-25-2004 06:23 PM

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs
because shes afraid of black bears

Klynne 06-25-2004 11:12 PM

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs
because shes afraid of black bears
They sit and they wait

Aphrodite 06-25-2004 11:43 PM

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs
because shes afraid of black bears
They sit and they wait
below the stair gate

Audreyvgs 06-26-2004 02:51 AM

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs
because shes afraid of black bears
They sit and they wait
below the stair gate
they keep trying to sample her wares

funkytuba 06-26-2004 04:42 AM

that last one was udderly silly

Smartypants 06-26-2004 05:04 AM

that last one was udderly silly
That'll "teat"chya to rhyme willy-nilly

funkytuba 06-26-2004 05:28 AM

that last one was udderly silly
That'll teatchya to rhyme willy-nilly
such mischeif erratic

Smartypants 06-26-2004 06:50 AM

that last one was udderly silly
That'll teatchya to rhyme willy-nilly
such mischeif erratic
prhooves quite problematic

clipmgr 06-26-2004 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smartypants
that last one was udderly silly
That'll teatchya to rhyme willy-nilly
such mischeif erratic
prhooves quite problematic

'cuz was really a goat name of Billy.

Hyakujo's Fox 06-26-2004 01:19 PM

I once was dating a vampire

yudaho 06-27-2004 01:42 AM

I once was dating a vampire
who demanded my necklines be empire

Audreyvgs 06-27-2004 01:57 AM

I once was dating a vampire
who demanded my necklines be empire
to cover the scars

Klynne 06-27-2004 09:29 PM

I once was dating a vampire
who demanded my necklines be empire
to cover the scars
he fed me mars bars

Audreyvgs 06-29-2004 02:21 AM

I once was dating a vampire
who demanded my necklines be empire
to cover the scars
he fed me mars bars
with graham crackers over a campfire

zenbabe 06-29-2004 03:51 AM

I eat lots of yum chicken wings

Audreyvgs 06-30-2004 12:48 AM

I eat lots of yum chicken wings
I just can't stop eating these things!

Klynne 06-30-2004 12:58 AM

I eat lots of yum chicken wings
I just can't stop eating these things!
you are what you eat

Audreyvgs 06-30-2004 01:13 AM

I eat lots of yum chicken wings
I just can't stop eating these things!
you are what you eat
now I can't see my feet

Klynne 06-30-2004 01:36 AM

I eat lots of yum chicken wings
I just can't stop eating these things!
you are what you eat
now I can't see my feet
upon which I wear my toe rings


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