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Marcus Bales 08-31-2005 09:52 AM

My neck hurts, my jaw-hinge is sore
My foot throbs from pounding the floor
I'm covered with sweat

Hyakujo's Fox 09-03-2005 11:22 AM

My neck hurts, my jaw-hinge is sore
My foot throbs from pounding the floor
I'm covered with sweat
And much to my regret
She's calling me back in for more

Marcus Bales 09-03-2005 01:31 PM

There's nothing that I'd rather do

trisherina 09-03-2005 02:55 PM

There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than loll in a vat of warm goo

Con ate dog 09-03-2005 03:00 PM

There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than loll in a vat of warm goo
With my grandmother's friend
a camera on lend

dddrum 09-03-2005 06:19 PM

There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than loll in a vat of warm goo
With my grandmother's friend
a camera on lend
a bottle of Bailey's, and you

Marcus Bales 09-04-2005 01:36 PM

There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than loll in a vat of warm goo
With my grandmother's friend
a camera on lend
a bottle of Bailey's, and you

A bottle of Bailey's and you, my sweet,
A bottle of Bailey's and you.
We need not depend on my grandmother's friend
With a bottle of Bailey's, and you, my sweet,
A bottle of Bailey's and you.

Oh a bottle of Bailey's and you, my dear,
A bottle of Bailey's and you.
We'll loll and transcend the camera on lend
With a bottle of Bailey's and you, my dear,
A bottle of Bailey's and you.

A bottle of Bailey's a bottle of Bailey's,
A bottle of Bailey's and you,
The wrinkled old friend, the camera on lend
And the warm and enveloping goo!

dddrum 09-04-2005 04:25 PM

***INTERMAJECTION***
 
Oh, my sweet Lord in heaven, that was great.

I am, literally, rolling on the floor, laughing.

Literally. Rocking, in great sweeping motions from side to side. Right down here on this gritty, linty, unvacuumed, say-is-that-a-Froot-Loop-mm-it-sure-is floor. Screeching, braying, guffawing, utterly convulsed with uncontrollable, hysterectomalogical jollity.

Thank you, Marcus. You're tops.

TOPS, I TELLS YA!


Clearly amused,
DDD

jasmina 09-04-2005 05:28 PM

There's something about my demeanor,
Which makes me think "hmmm could be leaner..."

Marcus Bales 09-04-2005 06:38 PM

There's something about my demeanor,
Which makes me think "hmmm could be leaner...
Not skinny as tube ends
Nor plush as a Rubens

jasmina 09-04-2005 06:45 PM

There's something about my demeanor,
Which makes me think "hmmm could be leaner...
Not skinny as tube ends
Nor plush as a Rubens
But sensually, none could be keener

Marcus Bales 09-04-2005 07:12 PM

Her sensual nature revealed

jasmina 09-04-2005 07:15 PM

Her sensual nature revealed
The beauty she'd hitherto concealed,

Marcus Bales 09-04-2005 07:53 PM

Her sensual nature revealed
The beauty she'd hitherto concealed,
He began making passes
When she took off her glasses

jasmina 09-04-2005 08:01 PM

Her sensual nature revealed
The beauty she'd hitherto concealed,
He began making passes
When she took off her glasses
And realised her blood was congealed.

jasmina 09-04-2005 08:02 PM

The vampire slipped softly through windows,

Marcus Bales 09-05-2005 01:12 AM

The vampire slipped softly through windows,
He went outta dese and in dose

jasmina 09-05-2005 08:27 AM

The vampire slipped softly through windows,
He went outta dese and in dose
He was in such a hurry,
so ate all the curry,

Marcus Bales 09-05-2005 09:02 AM

The vampire slipped softly through windows,
He went outta dese and in dose
He was in such a hurry,
so ate all the curry,
and left all the limas and pintos

Marcus Bales 09-05-2005 09:05 AM

We're running ourselves out of gas

Hyakujo's Fox 09-05-2005 09:07 AM

We're running ourselves out of gas
It all shall be gone soon alas!
Those cars are too honk-y
So mount your old donkey
And don't be such a pain in the ass

Hyakujo's Fox 09-05-2005 09:15 AM

When Dracula roused in his grave
He was in no mood to behave

Marcus Bales 09-05-2005 09:25 AM

When Dracula roused in his grave
He was in no mood to behave
In civilized fashion;
He followed his passion
Like the old hermit Dave in his cave.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-05-2005 10:57 AM

When Dracula roused in his grave
He was in no mood to behave
In civilized fashion;
He followed his passion
Like the old hermit Dave in his cave.

Then he came like a bat out of hell
Jumping out from his grave with a yell

dddrum 09-05-2005 11:32 AM

When Dracula roused in his grave
He was in no mood to behave
In civilized fashion;
He followed his passion
Like the old hermit Dave in his cave.

Then he came like a bat out of hell
Jumping out from his grave with a yell
"Geronimo Bradley!"
He cried, rather badly
(Tho not nearly so bad as his smell)

Marcus Bales 09-05-2005 01:27 PM

When Dracula roused in his grave
He was in no mood to behave
In civilized fashion;
He followed his passion
Like the old hermit Dave in his cave.

Then he came like a bat out of hell
Jumping out from his grave with a yell
"Geronimo Bradley!"
He cried, rather badly
(Tho not nearly so bad as his smell)

"Zose vurms! I smell like a stiff!"
He staggered as he caught a whiff
"I'm stinky and gaunt
As when they threw Dantes
From the cliff at the Chateau D'If!"

Hyakujo's Fox 09-10-2005 11:31 AM

Tippy-toed atop of a stool

Marcus Bales 09-10-2005 02:01 PM

Tippy-toed atop of a stool
He reached while humming "Don't Be Cruel"

funkytuba 09-11-2005 04:28 AM

Tippy-toed atop of a stool
He reached while humming "Don't Be Cruel"
But a minor misstep
made his head go "ker-PLEP"
and now all he's good for is to drool

Hyakujo's Fox 09-11-2005 10:15 AM

I clambered up on to the board
I leapt and oh man I just soared

Marcus Bales 09-11-2005 12:39 PM

I clambered up on to the board
I leapt and oh man I just soared
but coming back down

jasmina 09-11-2005 06:33 PM

I clambered up on to the board
I leapt and oh man I just soared
but coming back down
My pants turned quite brown

Marcus Bales 09-12-2005 11:01 AM

I clambered up on to the board
I leapt and oh man I just soared
but coming back down
My pants turned quite brown --
So much that I got an award.

Marcus Bales 09-12-2005 11:02 AM

As Desdemona said to Othello

jasmina 09-13-2005 11:05 AM

As Desdemona said to Othello
"your pants - Why are they so yellow?"

Hyakujo's Fox 09-13-2005 11:46 AM

As Desdemona said to Othello
"your pants - Why are they so yellow?"
"Oh my dear, have no fear!
I've a lemon in here
squeezed betwixt a brace of tangelo"

Marcus Bales 09-13-2005 02:53 PM

As Lear may have said to Cordelia

trisherina 09-13-2005 03:14 PM

As Lear may have said to Cordelia
"Why don't you just make like Ophelia?"

Audreyvgs 09-13-2005 05:18 PM

As Lear may have said to Cordelia
"Why don't you just make like Ophelia?"
To the nunnery you'll get

Marcus Bales 09-13-2005 05:37 PM

As Lear may have said to Cordelia
"Why don't you just make like Ophelia?"
To the nunnery you'll get
Or be thoroughly wet


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