There once was a whore named Frey

There once was a whore named Frey
A bunch of noise bruised knees

There once was a whore named Frey
Who said "If a team gets a bye

There once was a whore named Frey
Who said "If a team gets a bye
slicing some pizza pie

There once was a whore named Frey
Who said "If a team gets a bye
When they go to extremes
To beat other teams,
Then why in the devil don't I?"

Ms. Yates had her case overturned

Ms. Yates had her case overturned
Tylonol, its probably byebottle *waves*

Ms. Yates had her case overturned
through loopholes it seems, we've been burned.

Ms. Yates had her case overturned
through loopholes it seems, we've been burned.
The damned IRS is
Excluding her dresses

Ms. Yates had her case overturned
through loopholes it seems, we've been burned.
The damned IRS is
Excluding her dresses
restless prunning rasins shrooming

Mr. Lidbot?

Will you please stop being an ass in the Fiction project? Really, you're ruining such a wonderful thing.

If you'd like to be an ass, there's plenty of room and more of an audience in Fast Chat, where some people may find you amusing.

Here, you're just pissing everyone off.

Thanks for listening.

I lust after Conan O'Brien

miss marg

??i've looked and can't find the rules fer these limericks??
according to your red points thingamickggingy i am an ass,
i'm here for my own amusment,
not to piss everyone off though.. tell you what, you give me the "rules" aaaaand I'll do my best to meet your standards, fair enough?

Look here for the rules on how to write a limerick:

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/show...3&page=1&pp=15

If you check the first post of the thread, hopefully it will have some indication of what people are trying to achieve.

For general limericky check the links in Limerick Lessons