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Audreyvgs 09-20-2004 02:42 PM

I wish I could wake up Australian
in a time zone where animals mammalian

dinzdale 09-23-2004 01:59 PM

I wish I could wake up Australian
in a time zone where animals mammalian
run wild as they should

Coffee 09-27-2004 05:58 PM

I wish I could wake up Australian
in a time zone where animals mammalian
run wild as they should,
and where jills blow on wood
causing purring that sounds crocadilian

funkytuba 09-28-2004 09:39 AM

sleep's not an option for me
though once in a while I can pee
they bring me a cup
and I fill it up

joppa.gal 09-28-2004 12:13 PM

sleep's not an option for me
though once in a while I can pee
they bring me a cup
and I fill it up
Big Gulp whilst on a urinating spree!

Audreyvgs 09-29-2004 02:22 AM

I'm recalling all those past debates

joppa.gal 09-29-2004 12:21 PM

I'm recalling all those past debates
Those speeches in pivotal states...

funkytuba 10-04-2004 04:46 AM

I'm recalling all those past debates
Those speeches in pivotal states...
To vote? I'll demur.
The outcome seems sure
One waffles while one masturbates

Audreyvgs 10-05-2004 02:00 PM

Of politics I'm really sick
Im sure that both could be a dick
money makes both men i think
one's a dweeb and one's a dink
I'll vote for who gets us out quick.

joppa.gal 10-11-2004 02:17 PM

"Where's my hairspray?" asked Kerry,
As his helmet started sporting hairies,

Audreyvgs 10-18-2004 11:16 AM

"Where's my hairspray?" asked Kerry,
As his helmet started sporting hairies,
"I dont want a Bush!"
"I'll look like a tush!"
"I dont want to look quite that scary~!"

Audreyvgs 10-22-2004 03:03 AM

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch

Coffee 10-22-2004 09:42 PM

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch
Dub said "just ignore the witch
Don't give in and throttle
the saucy Red Bottle

Audreyvgs 10-26-2004 06:17 PM

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch
Dub said "just ignore the witch
Don't give in and throttle
the saucy Red Bottle
just talk about her and make her nose itch.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-26-2004 11:37 PM

There once was a rather strange fellow
Whose tongue was distinctively yellow

Audreyvgs 10-28-2004 01:50 PM

There once was a rather strange fellow
Whose tongue was distinctively yellow
Spicy said with a laugh
come give it a bath
you need some more of my jello!

RuneT 10-29-2004 10:34 AM

I sure do stink
but I need a drink
Don't be a man hater
I'll shower later
I don't give a shit what you think

Gatsby 10-29-2004 03:40 PM

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta

Spicy Jack 10-29-2004 05:15 PM

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta
decided to spread on some butta

Hyakujo's Fox 11-03-2004 03:00 AM

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta
decided to spread on some butta
She claimed she was toast
A strange kind of boast
Still she tasted quite good for a nutter

Audreyvgs 11-03-2004 02:17 PM

Im apalled with this year's election
of a guy who'd fark up an erection

Aphrodite 11-04-2004 08:38 AM

Im apalled with this year's election
of a guy who'd fark up an erection
He calls it his weapon

sparticle 11-05-2004 04:35 AM

Im apalled with this year's election
of a guy who'd fark up an erection
He calls it his weapon;
The whole UN's schleppin' --
Alas -- it's too small for detection.

madasacutsnake 11-07-2004 04:40 AM

There once was a man called Bush
Whose brains were a big pile of mush

Audreyvgs 11-08-2004 03:53 AM

There once was a man called Bush
Whose brains were a big pile of mush
caused by massive pollution
but there's a solution

Aphrodite 11-08-2004 09:45 AM

There once was a man called Bush
Whose brains were a big pile of mush
caused by massive pollution
but there's a solution
It includes my foot and his tush

funkytuba 11-09-2004 06:50 PM

I've been absent for quite a long while

Audreyvgs 11-10-2004 03:31 AM

I've been absent for quite a long while
but in abstentia have retained my strong style

Hyakujo's Fox 11-21-2004 11:32 PM

I've been absent for quite a long while
but in abstentia have retained my strong style
but my style has turned steadily bolder and stronger
because my limericky lines have grown so unashamedly longer
and I think you'll agree this last one right here is much too long by a mile

Gatsby 11-23-2004 03:00 AM

Let's move to the coast and forget

Spicy Jack 11-23-2004 06:01 AM

Let's move to the coast and forget
this horrible weather and regret

Hyakujo's Fox 11-23-2004 12:23 PM

Let's move to the coast and forget
this horrible weather and regret
we'll have fun in the sun

lapietra 11-24-2004 07:47 AM

Let's move to the coast and forget
this horrible weather and regret
we'll have fun in the sun
eat oranges by the ton

Gatsby 11-24-2004 08:27 PM

Let's move to the coast and forget
this horrible weather and regret
we'll have fun in the sun
eat oranges by the ton
And perfect a collective sestet

joppa.gal 11-25-2004 02:53 AM

I'm a little put off by my maid;

trisherina 11-25-2004 03:27 AM

I'm a little put off by my maid;
I scarcely begrudge what she's paid

funkytuba 11-25-2004 03:52 AM

I'm a little put off by my maid;
I scarcely begrudge what she's paid
as long as she does

Gatsby 11-25-2004 07:54 AM

I'm a little put off by my maid;
I scarcely begrudge what she's paid
as long as she does
that thing to remove fuzz

Audreyvgs 11-28-2004 04:19 AM

I'm a little put off by my maid;
I scarcely begrudge what she's paid
as long as she does
that thing to remove fuzz
then sprays the damn thing with some Glade

Hyakujo's Fox 11-28-2004 10:22 PM

When the wind blows this hard, I tingle


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